Last post for the year !!!!

Last post for the year.....

It was a very ordinary year again !!!! hope something good happens next year...!!!!!

See u all nxt yr ;)

Opis Komedies - Part 35: Dark knight !!!!

Pantry Area. Me, Shanm, Sunil and Karc were having Tea. The conversation went like this.

Me: Today, i'll go Forum n buy "The Dark Knight" original DVD...long waiting for that !!!!

Karc: (confident of pulling my legs) u saw the movie already right, then why do u want to buy it ? (ha ha ha ha ha)

Me: actually, see, there are some good movies we want to own it in DVD, say for you, you would love to buy original DVDs of Kuruvi, Aathi, Thiruvanamalai...its like that only. 

Now me n sunil were laughing at Karc and he as usual giving his sheepish grin to hide his defeat...in the whole process Shanm was thinking seriously and finally...

Shanm: so u r going to buy "Karuppu Iravu"

Me: what, that sounds like some porn movie !!!!

Shanm: no no, i just translated Dark Knight to tamil....

Me: ada paavi...thats not "night"...it's "Knight" !!!!

now except shanm everybody were laughing !!!!!!!!

Skool\College Komedies - Part 2: What happens ???

This happened in my school. During chemistry lab, we'll always be analysing salt. Still wondering why we analysed that !!!!

Our chemistry mam was a fair n fat lady. Nithya is her name. She's very strict and any issues she uses her hand to solve it. so one fine day, it was not our lab but i was standing near to the lab to get my note signed before practicals.

As i was checking final phases of my record book..there was an internal viva-voice going on. The group consists of all notorious guys. Satish and couple more guys, i forgot their names. this is wat happened:

Mam: so, what will happen when u heat copper sulphate ?

guy1: (after a min silence) donno miss...

guy2: (again a min silence) donno miss...

Satish: (a min of deep thought)hmmm...it becomes HOT.

the next second, i saw 3 record note flying out of the hall...!!!!!!

Skool\College Komedies - Part 1: Workaholic !!!!

It happened in the final year of college. We had CTS campus interview and surprisingly i got selected for interview. Before interview, they gave me a pink form to fill. It consists of lots of unheard words(at that time) like skill set, area of interest, aim, what will u do 5 years from now...etc.,

I was completely puzzled with those type of questions, even my mom didnt ask such questions. So i took help from a guy, saravana Kailash, he's a fruit and that means he knows all necessary things regarding education n stuffs. He was giving high fundoo english words to fill that form. finally, i read my form and i didnt understand 60% of it...actually the rest 40% words are like a, the, this, me...etc...

The interview panel consists of two people, one 40+ guy and other some 22+  gal,  from the moment i got in, i was so impressed with her. i shook hands with her and was answering all questions looking at her only(actually it was the guy who was asking all questions). Finally, she also donno how to react and she took my pink form and started reading....after 2 mins, she started smiling...and trying very hard to conceal her smile...

After few minutes, she asked...

She: So Srini, as per ur form,  u r hard working and good at team work ?

Me: (with biggest possible smile) yes...

She: also, u r WORK ALCOHOLIC ???

Me: (with much more smile and pride) yes, i'm WORK ALCOHOLIC  !!!!

After that both were laughing for few minutes and needless to say i was not selected !!!!

I came out. Then only i came to know that, it was not "Work Alcoholic" but "Workaholic".....!!!!!

Ghajini - review

I watched it last week, but didn't get time to express my thoughts !!!!!

Well, it's a well made remake of tamil version without altering the essence. The climax was trimmed well and it's a neatly made movie in recent times. Few good points:

1) Aamir...well, its all the way Aamir. It's his grandiose show...be it a businessman role or STML patient, he fills the screen and he cornered Asin in performance !!!!!

2) Asin, definitely her career best and all she got to do is speak in hindi...again an excellent performance !!!!

3) ARR at his song. Nobody can stop him, the re-recording for hitting scene was far better than tamil version. Also songs and re-recording all the way was astounding !!!!!!!

4) Photography...ravi K chandran scores full marks just for one n only song..."Guzarishhhhh". It touches ur heart !!!!!

5) Details. As Aamir being a perfectionist took lots of care in continuity and details. In the hindi version, he used to hang the Polaroid Cam in his right shoulders...as he's lefty.(in Tamil it will be hanging on his left shoulder !!!!).

So it's complete paisa vasoool movie. a full package meals...!!!! WATCH IT !!!!

Opis Komedies - Part 34: Ghajini...RAM...ROM !!!

Shanm and Sunil were discussing about GHAJINI.

Shanm: he'll forget everything in 15 mins....
Sunil: oh...so he got only RAM !!!!!
Shanm: but he remembers basic things like brushing, bathing and driving...
Sunil: oh...he got ROM also......but NO HARD DISC !!!!

First time ever shanm shut his mouth for someone Else's outrageous comments...normally, shanm gives these comments and we get irritated !!!!!!!! on that day, it happened the other way around........good one Sunil !!!!!

Room Komedies - Part 2: Singhania to Ramasamy ????

Dec 25th, me, shanm and sundar were going for some purchase. Previous night i watched Ghajini. The conversation went this way:

Shanm: how was the movie ?
Me: good, second half better than Tamil...Aamir did a good job.
Shanm: how was the romance ?
Me: the same
Shanm: who was the policemen ?
Me: same...riyaas.
Shanm: what abt villain
Me: (losing patience) SAME....
Shanm: what's aamirs name in the movie ?
Me: Sanjay Singhania...
Shanm: singhania na ????
Me: (lost control) hmmmmm....Ramasaamy oda hindi translation thaaaan Singhania !!!!!
Shanm: oh...then sundarrajan's hindi name ?
Me: (pongada........) BANDAR RAJAN !!!!!

Both were laughing !!!!!

Abhiyum Naanum :(

A very ordinary movie...told in an ordinary way...with ordinary performance....summed with ordinary music\visuals...and few..very few extra-ordinary dialogues !!!!!

The movie is like a stream, it starts...it flows and it continues. Dont enter the theatre with the impression of "Mozhi" rada mohan....this is yet another creation from "Ponniyin selvan" rada mohan !!!!! the basic elements like sarcastic comedies and detailed characters are there...but still it fails to impress beyond a point.

Everything in the movie is very much predictable and as a whole the plot fails !!!!!There are lot more issues while discussing the father-daughter relationship. Rada mohan played safe from start to end. He's a very good creator when it comes to human emotions, so i thought he will discuss some serious issues...but nothing like that happened till the end..Maybe he's not that good\bold as Bala or Ameer !!!!!

Watch the movie, but definitely don't expect "Mozhi" from this movie....This is a very ordinary movie.

PS: sometimes, ordinary can become extra-ordinary !!!!!

PPS: B&C la pudingikkum !!!!!

PPPS: also, it looks like Rada Mohan is targeting only A center...sathyam la 50 days odum !!!!!

Room Komedies - Part 1: Sir, Chicken 250 gms...not possible

After the success of Opis Komedies (dei, unakku manasaatchiye illiya?????)...fine, along with opis komedies i thought of sharing my room komedies also...so here it goes:

Yesterday, we decided to cook chicken and we went out for shopping the necessary items(including chicken). We went to the shop: (the whole conversation was in bit Tamil n Hindi)

Me: chicken 250 gms.

Shop Owner: sir, chicken 250 gms...not possible sir...only 1.5 kg and above. but i can give kari for 250 gms...

Me: no, we want only chicken...not kari...(turning towards shanm) what shall we do now ?

Shanm: we are only two and definitely cant take 1.5 kgs and all, i'll try to call my friends, if they are coming, we can take it.

(He called atleast 5 people and no one was interested.....!!!)

Me: ok fine, we'll search for some other shop where we can get 250 gms.

(We walked for about 40 mins in that road asking everyone abt chicken shop and we couldn't find any....with full depression i told shanm.)

Me: shanm, we cook kari today and nxt week, we go to "total mall" and get frozen chicken there.

Shanm: ok, i'll call my mom and ask how to cook kari.

(Shanm called his mom and she was explaining him how to cook kari.)

Shanm: srini, kari is easy to cook it seems....

Me: ok fine...we'll get 250 gms kari.

(went to the same shop after 45 mins...)

Me: 250 gms kari...

(Shop owner asked the guy to give me 250 gms kari...he took a chicken and made it into pieces to make it 250 gms !!!!!)

Me: this is kari....?????

shipowner: yes sir, that is chicken and this is chicken kari !!!! chicken wont come for 250 gms sir..only kari comes for 250 gms !!!!

Shanm was rolling on floor and i was cursing my hindi....smuck...he could have told us that it's chicken kari...in madurai chicken means chicken and kari means mutton !!!!!!!!

PS: we cooked it so well that we finished it in the noon itself.

PPS: Nxt time, we wont go for chicken !!!!!!!

PPPS: even if we go, we wont go to the same shop....enna villathanam !!!!!!!!

Opis Komedies - Part 33: Cricket Quiz

Suraj, my old friend (he's not old, i knew him for more than 12 years ;) ), working in my company and came to bangalore for short term project. He asked me today to accompany him in a cricket quiz. I love cricket though i m not good with statistics...despite, i went with him. He was over-enthu and all set to crack any questions....

We entered that 100 seater capacity hall, 2 per team, so virtually 50 teams on race. First, prelims, the questions were displayed on the screen and we have to write down the answer. I went with no expectations, so i was very calm n serene...Sooraj was very interested and his face changed after 2 questions...After couple more he was perplexed and agitated.

I thought i'll add more oil to the fire.

Me: dei vennai, u called me telling that we'll rock and all...and now u r looking like shit !!!!
Sooraj: (with a defeated expression) dei, i started watching cricket from 1995...but they are asking questions even before world war I....wat'll i do ?????
Me: (burst out of laughter)

PS: we managed to get 8 out of 29
PPS: there was a guy sitting in front of us and for each questions he was giving victorious gestures and demotivating sooraj
PPPS: he scored 7 out of 29...sooraj was the happiest person at that moment !!!!

Opis Komedies - Part 32: Why Blood...same Blood !!!!

In Dark Knight, Joker says this "he he he ha ha ha ho ho ho...i thought only my jokes were bad"...i rephrased and said "he he he he...i thought only i'm stupid !!!!"

This is the continuation of the breaking-Glass-with-hand-incident. There's a guy called Vinay in other project. He came today with big bandage in his shoulders. I asked him what happened and he said on the day of drill, he was scared and he hit against the wall and shoulder cuffs dis-located !!!!!!!!!

Well, then only i told the above dialogue !!!!!

Get well soon Vinay...

PS: best part is that jiristi was coming behind him
PPS: thank god, she didnt stamped on him !!!!

Samayal Chakravarthy...Kitchen King..SRINI !!!!!

After all the stunts that happened on Friday...i took break from any external activities for 2 days. Yesterday night, Sundar (my ex + present roomie) who's eager to cook bought gas stove + idly maavu + eggs.

So we started our mission "Dosa 2008". The gas stove is automatic, we switched on and sundar tried his first ever DOSA...but then as per the common man rule "Nothings comes good at first time", he ends up making...something like dosa but definitely not dosa. Then it's my turn. I poured the maavu on the tava and to my amusement, i spread it with utmost perfection and it came out as perfect circle...Sundar was amazed and i was delighted. Thus i prepared all good dosa and finally i made two egg-dosa also !!!!!

Today morning, i tried Dosa again and this time, i eventually found how to make paper dosa ;)

So srini ban gaya kitchen king !!!!!

PS: sari sari....recession la velaiya vittu thookuna oru side business vachirukennu sollu !!!!!
PPS: hotel name - Samayal King Srini's
PPPS: hotel caption: With the touch of bachelorhood !!!!
PPPPS: he he he he...any investers there ??????

orkut today's fortune

Today's fortune: Total absence of humor renders life impossible
reminds me of yesterday's incident

Opis Komedies - Part 31: A small act of bravery ends as a mockery !!!!!

11:00 AM. The fire alarm was set on and Disaster Recovery Representatives from all floors were alerted to empty the building. It was so scary situation that house keeping guys\securities were rushing and making people run like hell. Everybody were rushing towards the EMERGENCY EXIT. I'm one of the DRR in my floor and my job is to ensure safety for a process area...close to 60 peoples. All the people are rushing towards exit. Our Floor is of restricted access and all the emergency doors are closed and the key was kept in a glass box fit to the wall with a small metal hammer. During emergency take the hammer , break the glass, take the key and open the door. Ironically, hammer was not there......without any second thoughts my action was just instantaneous and i punched the glass box...it opened, took the key and gave it to someone to open the door, then only i realised that my hand was bleeding !!!!!Blood on the floor and still i managed to take out all the people and ensured protocol and came out of the building last...

Then only i came to know that it was a surprise mock drill !!!!!!!! When i heard that i was like almost fainted...ada paavigala...they could have intimated atleast the DRRs in prior !!!!!!

finally when everything got over...there was mixed reaction from people...half of the crowd appreciating and rest half was mocking !!!!!

it was just one hell of experience....finally i heard this comment:

Security 1: so any causalities ????
Security 2: all 18000 people came out safe...only one person got his hand hurt in trying to open the emergency exit !!!!!

PS: SuperStar birthday anniku super a oru stunt adicha...kadaisila vadivelu range la kondu poitingaleda !!!!!!!!
PPS: vidra vidra sooona paana....apidiye maintain paniko !!!!!
PPPS: true...EKSI !!!!

Orkut Today's fortune: 11-dec-2008

Orkut Today's fortune: The foundation of every state is the education of its youth

Dei, idukkum enakkum ennada sambantham ????????

A Film By Srinivasan !!!!!

Well, it all started a week back. Lakshmi, my colleague used to read my blog and one day she asked me whether i can take a series out of it (Opis Komedies)..BINGO !!!!!! I immediately accepted and gave her my first script today. The script got approved and Monday we'll be going for shooting !!!!!!!! will update more on it soon !!!!!!

If everything goes well, it'll be a series(something like F.R.I.E.N.D.S) or else it'll stop with 10 episodes !!!!!

Special thanks to subbuni (karthik subburaj), who inspired me !!!!!

Opis Komedies - Part 30: Password

This happened couple of times during internal certifications. There'll be a DEN where we have to give our certification and that place just beat the hell out of me always. If the certification i have to give is related to Technical, then i'm done. I'll be looking like a big guy sitting with constipation credited with piles !!!!!

A lady lab attendant will be there, she's there for the past 2.5 years. A short, dark, fat, sodaputti (spects) lady and she always give nightmares to candidates. The chances of peeping to other system or using any other mode of communication to other world will be easily deducted by her. As she's so short she can just walk in between cubicles without getting noticed. She's mom of all funny dialogues. The Best one from her is:

She used to give passwords for logging into the exam portal, sometimes if she gives us the wrong password, she used to say(shout):

"If the given password is not working then i'll give you one more password, use it"

Wondered many times that my company developed an application with more than one password for single webpage or is this lady trying to conceal her mistake that she gave the wrong password !!!!!!!

Now, i'm struts Guru !!!!!

As per my company policy, i cleared a STRUTS based Advance JAVA certification which as per the company standards made me "Struts Guru" !!!!!!

As per my standards, I'm just an OCA who can work in Oracle and nothing else !!!!!!!

whiteboard

I used to jot down my tasks in a white board sometimes:

1) to remember what all things i have to do for the day.
2) just to show others that i'm working :)

Last time when i filled my whiteboard was 6-7 months back in my prev development project(now, dont ask what i have developed...they are still in the process of finding that !!!). Yesterday i wrote couple of tasks

1) Case Age (not ICE AGE)
2) Script

Today morning i saw my board and someone has added this:

3) Fight the demons within.

After two days, it brought smile from my heart...simple things keep the life moving!!!!!

PS: i usually come first and leave last...
PPS: i started searching that person...
PPPS: the options are limited, so i'll find in another 30 mins :)
PPPPS: kandupidicha solren !!!!

Opis Komedies - Part 29: Sound service

Riyas gave us treat today. After the treat we were walking towards our office. Riyas bought a new Sony Mobile and he showed it to us. then:

Karc: enna model ithu ?
Riyas: W800i....
Karc: sony phone la sound service nalla irukkum !!!!
Shanm: sound uuu service aaaa ????? aamam, avaniapuram murugan sound service la irundu eduthathu...nalla irukkum... apidiye mike set pathium visaringa !!!!!
Karc: (sheepish smile as usual)

Others burst out of laughter !!!!!!!!

Opis Komedies - Part 28: Card eduthaacha ?

Riyas gave us treat today. Me, shanm, karc and Riyas had a good lunch at Pallavi Grand. This happened there; after lunch, Riyas paid and the waiter gave him pen and slip to sign. After signing he gave the slip back and kept the card inside:

Me: Riyas, card eduthaacha ????? chk pannidunga !!!!
Riyas: (in lollu sabha manohar style) naangellam velaila suthama iruppom !!!!
Waiter: Sir, Pen thirupi kudukuringala ??????

Riyas was stumbled for a sec and we burst out of laughter !!!!!

PS: if u dont smile for this...then there's some flaw in my writing style !!!!
PPS: believe me, it's too hilarious and the timing was perfect !!!!
PPPS: ivlo sollitene, atleast idukaagavaachum siringa pa pls !!!!!!!!

COMICS !!!!!

I was just thinking abt the stuffs that i am missing now. One prominent factor that got my attention is COMICS !!!!

it was the start of 90s and i was getting acquainted with tamil by reading ananda vikatan(i was only 8 when i started reading Vikatan, still i feel that i'm 3-4 years late ). Then my uncle, Mani mama (dad's best friend) introduced me to the whole new world of imagination and creativity. I dont remember the first comics i had read, but i still remember that i spent almost all my vacations with these comics(till eleventh std ;))

The characters i still remember are, rip gerby(my personal fav), mandiravathy mandrake, irumbukai maayavi, 13, tex willer, maayavi, spider and last but not the least...the one and only lucky luke !!!! wow, these characters formed integral part of me when i was growing. i wanted to be irumbu kai, as witty as mandrake, as strong as mayaavi and spider, as smart as tex willer, as swift as rip gerby and finally as cool as lucky luke and posses a girl friend like madesty :)

The Lion and Muthu comics were at their best. The Rani comics is really a crap one as i dont like the font\pics and also the story they pick.(i love the madesty series alone) They were my best pal at that time along with "SHAKTIMAAN". These superheroes inspired me larger than life stuffs. As a very ordinary person, i started adoring these characters. They are best entertainment i ever had !!!!!

I also found an interesting blog on comics(http://comicology.blogspot.com/). Absolute nostalgia !!!!


PS: 6 years later i came to know Rip Gerby is a baldy !!!!
PPS: I have seen him without HAT in only one comic series !!!!
PPPS: he he he he !!!!!

Ava enna enna thedi vanda Anjalai !!!!!!!

After "venmathi venmathiye nillu" from Minnaley, this is definitely the most painful song in recent times. This song beautifully portrays the pain of love. The way they made this song is excellent that you can feel the pain inside. Surya dancing with the traces of "oppari" (songs played during death) is brilliant.

The song starts with "setha kottu" (death beats) where he'll be lying on the floor(drunk). The first half of the song travel from his friends house to his house and then a small outing with his friends and sister. The second half shows how he gets addicted to drugs and the pain incurred by drugs and love.It creates ripples for those who has experienced these pains to certain extent and tears for some extreme .

Few places where i was too much involved in the song are:

1) .13 sec - where surya start dancing by hitting his heart.
2) .26 sec - where he enters his house with his friends.
3) .43 sec - sameera n surya's cameo dance appearance and surya's expressions after she vanishes
4) 1.55 min - where he ends his dance with tears in his eyes
5) 1.59 min - as continuation of the tears, his first gesture for the lines "adanga kuthiraiya pola" is excellent. It just shows his anguish, pain and helplessness
6) 2.42 mins - where he comes back to home and his sister tries to make him sleep. the bro-sis relationship is beautifully portrayed. Gifted are those who got sisters !!!!
7) 3:00 mins - the scenes where he slowly gets addicted to drugs...horrible and sends cold nerves inside !!!
8) 5.03 mins - where he hits a guy with frustration, anger and the effects of drug....

The persons behind the success are:
GVM - director (yogesh corrected this :) )
Thamarai - Lyricist
Rathnavelu - DOP
HJ - Music
Karthick, V.Prasanna - Singer
dance ?????

A very disturbing song !!!!!!!

PS: moviela mattum thaan oru sameera pona oru divya varuva !!!!
PPS: somewhat these reel life romances acts as an filtrate for real life romances !!!!
PPPS: rendu thathuvam sollitanpa...note pannungapa seekiram !!!!!

Opis Komedies - Part 27: Thank god !!!!!!!!

One more Quarterly townhall meeting and i organized the fun events(as usual).

Our IBU head came at the end of the meeting and he was delivering an inspiring speech about the present trend and how my company is taking steps and how each and every person has to react for this situation. It was really inspiring...and this happened next:

IBU HEAD: we have seen such situations earlier also, in 2001...(turning towards me) srini, were u there at that time ?
Me: (a big) NO !!!!
IBU HEAD: thank god, that's why we survived !!!!

The whole hall burst out of laughter and i really donno what to say !!!!!

Two things I can take from it:
1) it was just for fun !!!!
2) even he knows me !!!!

PS: he he he he he !!!!
PPS: whatever situation maybe, i take only the positive outcomes !!!!!
PPPS: srini thathuvam solraaanpa, note pannungappa!!!!

Opis Komedies - Part 26: What to tell machine ????

Arun was booking ticket for PVR in pulaas system. From their conversation anyone can easily makeout that they're first timers :) atlast, after little struggle they managed to book tickets(actually, they were using my ID to book tickets). After the booking got over i just logged out from the site:

Arun: dei, i want to take the prinout of it da...then only i'll get ticket
Me: (with full kaduppu) not required, there's a kiosk, u can get it from there.
Pulaas: hey, i wanted to ask..what you will tell to that Kiosk machine ?
Me: (with more kaduppu) hmmm...go infront of the machine, say "anda ka kasam...abu ka kusum...ticket kudu seesey"

Needless to say, in a blink of second she started chasing me and i somewhat managed to escape with little damage!!!!!

13 Tzameti

Yesterday night, after watching the ICL clash, i tuned to UTV world movies. It's an excellent channel which gives a wide variety of foreign language movies. The movie @ 11:00 pm for yesterday is 13 Tzameti.

This is a Spanish thriller directed by Gela Babluani and protagonist role performed by George Babluani(brothers !!!!)I have never seen such a mind-blowing film in recent times. It's literally mind-blowing. I lost sleep for 2 hours and it gave me immense fear. The movie is based on a group of rich perverts who put other people life's in stake for their own eternal pleasure. The performance of all the characters is simply outstanding. The fear they exhibit through their eyes is just more than brilliance.

Well, a little into the story, a young carpenter, sebastian, unable to control his urge about a secret job which can fetch him a fortune of money sets his journey to the house of death. The rich perverts of French community gambles during the weekend. The gamble is based on Russian roulette game. In simple terms, 13 people will stand in circle with their guns facing the opponents and have to fire when the lights turn on. They will be given 1 bullet in round one and the bullets count keeps on increasing till the last round. Well, our sebastian, unknowingly gets into this trap and now there's no going back and he has to play it out. The mental chaos he undergoes in this events form the rest of the story. I was not very sure about the story and nearly my heart pounded out when i came to know abt the game-plot, from there on it's a roller coaster ride. The fear completely surmounted me and it started sweating @ 12:00 am in bangalore cold !!!!

One disturbing thing about this movie is that, this can't be a complete fictional, it can happen somewhere in the world. The success of this picture is the narration style of this movie from the point of view of the persons who are playing this game. Even though the protagonist took the mainstream of performance, all the other 12 characters depicts their emotions via their eyes.....and it's terrifying !!!!

For a change, if you guys want to know how death will be or the moments before death..watch this movie. If not you'll get fear of death atleast you'll get respect for all lives around !!!!

The whole movie is made in Black&White and in broad daylight. The music is just amazing, camera is simple and efficient in capturing emotions(no bizarre angles, almost still shots). The editing is slow but the screenplay is too gripping that you'll feel the cold nerves !!!!

PS: this is purely my personal opinion...
PPS: watch it once and if it doesn't gives u fear, be happy that you are very much gifted in life !!!!
PPPS: yaaruppa anga, thathuvam solran seeni, notes edunga !!!!

Guzarish !!!!!

Those who got addicted to "Sutrum Vizhi sudare" and lured in its harmony please don't listen to Guzarish !!!!!!

Reasons:

1) Guzarish is just un-comparable !!!!
2) Guzarish is just mind-blowing !!!!
3) i donno the difference between preludes\interludes or what instruments he used...but it just gets into you completely and u'll be dumb-strucked through the whole process !!!!
4) Last but not the least....one more reason is that, after hearing Guzarish...u feel like "Sutrum Vizhi sudare" sucks !!!!!!!

Kudos to genius and thanks for great music !!!!

PS: i am just waiting for Rama(http://ramsrules.blogspot.com/) to come out with his review !!!!

Opis Komedies - Part 25: My calendar !!!!

Couple of weeks back, my day was completely filled with meetings. Almost all the day I’m filled with meetings but this is a special one , coz i didn’t even find time for lunch !!!!

so i just took a screen shot of my calendar and send it across to my small elite group of friends, who firmly believe that i am not working at all. This group of people includes Ashwath, sunil, shanm, bishwa, shristi and kochu.

Well, if we start a mail chain, it goes for hours with all types of comments for which atlast you will feel like ending ur life at that instance. This elite group has enormous sense of humour with utmost sarcastic touch.

On that day also, the moment i send my screen shot i got 6 replies in 8 mins. At that time, Kochu passed my cubicle and i asked her:

Me: Hey Kochu, u saw the new mail chain ???
Kochu: haven't, will chk now !!!

After sometime,

Kochu: i didnt get any mails !!!
Me: (wondering !!!) what ???

the next sec, i got call from Ashwath:

Ashwath: Machaanz, why is the onsite PM is there in the mailer list ?????
me: WHAT !!!!!

Heart almost bounced out of my mouth !!!! the reasons are:

1) I mixed up the mail id of Kochu with that onsite PM
2) she's a lady PM in onsite
3) The worst part is, she's the one who asked me for updates and in turn i arranged all those meeting !!!!!

That was one of the most embarrassing moment in my career...i pinged her and apologised.She's generous enough to give a smile and push this topic behind woods !!!!

PS: this post is dedicated to Kochu !!!
PPS: past 2 weeks i m trying to avoid to pen this incident...finally kochu almost threatened me to write this !!!!!

Opis Komedies - Part 24: sunday cricket match !!!

Sunday 23rd Nov, 2008. 00:00 hrs

I got an SMS from Ashwath like this:

Hey i got 15 tickets to da cricket match in bangalore this sunday. Shall we go ?

I saw this message in the morning and i was trying his number couple of times. Finally 9:30 am he called me. I asked him about the tickets and cost, he said it's given at the end of the sms and asked me to check it myself.

Immediately i opened the message again and checked. It was:

if you get dis kind of msg plz take me also to match :)

DAMN UR PJ !!!! actually he's a localite and we dont have any grounds to doubt the authenticity of the message !!!! but anyways, he made bhakra out of us !!!!!

PS: i gave him back with filled-water-bottle
PPS: few guys called at midnight to confirm the ticket !!!!

Visitors List !!!!

I added a new widget to my blog, "Visitors List". I had this some time back and while changing the blog template i deleted it, after that i haven’t bothered\noticed this widget at all. Interestingly i added this yesterday and i was eager to know who all are visiting my blog ;)

Today, i saw the results. As below:



The results are expected, like the three dots in India (Bangalore, Pune n Delhi - whatever i scribble i immediately drop a mail to few of my friends and they are distributed in that location). No wonders abt the dots in USA and CANADA. Friends are there. But the confusing part is a dot from Australia. All i know about Australia are kangaroos and cricket...so i am completely surprised to see a dot there !!!!!

Still analyzing and will publish my findings soon ;)

Opis Komedies - Part 23: How was CAT ??????

There is a guy in our project. An intelligent guy but often fails to conceal his activities. He's a CAT aspirant and he was preparing hard. As i personally gave CAT and failed i have that mutual sympathy for this guy. One day i asked him about his preparation and i got a very ferocious reply that he's not preparing for CAT and he's only helping his friend in his\her preparation. (That’s the stupidest answer I ever heard )

Well, i wondered how in the world a person can help others by just sitting in his place and solving all mock CAT questions of his own?? Are they connected through telepathy ???

The CAT got over last week and half the population whining about the brutality exhibited by the IIM in setting the question papers and other half much relieved and started their regular work. I saw this guy today and asked him:

ME: so man, how was CAT ?
HE: I didn’t gave it man !!!!
ME: (adango....abusing in mind voice) yeah i know man, i was about to ask how your friend whom you helped in preparation gave CAT ????
HE: (sheepish smile...another failure act to conceal his defeat) i didnt ask him man !!!
ME: (dei, veri yethaatha...abusing again) That's unfair man, you should have asked your friend about that...heard that it was pathetic !!!!
HE: (didn’t reply and just sat back)

in this whole process, Ashwath was trying very hard to cover his laughter !!!!!

I'm Lovin it !!!!!!!!!

Crossed 100 posts!!!!!

Some events in life passes just like that even before we notice...the same happened with my blogging also...

The thing is that, as the topic suggests, i crossed 100 posts and eventually this is my 102nd post!!!!!

I was planning to write something elaborate about the blogging experience and stuffs on my 100th post but somehow everything got misplaced...so what...i just love sharing the lighter experiences and i believe there should be atleast few to whom i bring a little smile for the day !!!!

PS: vadai pochey !!!
PPS: entha oru vishayathaium plan pannama seiya koodathu...!!!!!

What will u do after a PhD ?

Today i met a friend, Vaasan Churchill through CHAT. He's from my college, completed Mechanical engg, then went to Delhi IIT and finished his M-Tech(i too have such elite educated friends :) ). After that he went US to pursue his Phd in nanocomposites. We were discussing some off-topics and somewhat dragged in to his Phd Work.

Me: innum evlo naalda aagum mudikirathukku ???

Vaasan: 1.5 to 2 yrs aagumda...

Me: mudichittu sonthama company aarambikira plan irukka ???

Vaasan: (with utmost irritation and frustration)varuthapadatha valibar sangam venum na aarambikalaam !!!!

I couldnt stop laughing for few mins !!!! what timing !!! simply superb !!!!!

PS: now i'll ask the same question to scinetist Raji !!!!
PPS: also i'll ask to reenga, she's also working on some thesis !!!!

Employee Benefits !!!!!!!!

Today morning, i saw a new ad for our company. It goes this way, "Employee Benefits @ 'company name' " (irukura recession la naan company pera kuduthen, athoda thookunaainga enna !!!!!!!)

It details about the Car loan and Home loan options available in our cmopany. Car loans upto 3 lakhs will be granted @ 415 bucks\lakh. i was going through that poster and suddenly i was in grave shock !!!!! they used Pajero car for the Ad..immediately, i told bala:

"Ada paavigala, 3 lakhsku pajero chasis kooda vaanga mudiyaathu...manasaatchi illama poster adichirukinga...athaiyum pathu peru paakuraainga...Enna Kodumai Sir idu!!!!"

with that 3 lakhs we can get maruti 800 and nothing more than that !!!!!!!

PS: wait for NANO !!!!
PPS: en kalyanathukku thaan NANO varumnu ninaikiren ;)

Bug in C !!!!

This happened during my training days. First day of C programming, before that the toughest C program I ever coded in my life is prime number.(still I don’t get that logic, I just memorized and vomited in the exam). After day 1 of some basic introduction, I thought of writing a program.. This program gives an option for addition, subtraction, multiplication and division of two numbers. I wrote the program and started testing it.

Everything was fine, I checked for addition of two numbers. 10+12 = 22, then 3+4 = 7…wow, my first program and its running fine. Then I thought of testing the system capacity. I gave some large numbers and then also it was returning the right results. Then I gave this number 3.4 , 4.6 for addition I was expecting 8 and it spitted 7 on my face !!!!

Now, I am bit surprised, I tried various numbers and everything worked well except 3.4 and 4.6. Now, I was really wondering whether I have invented a bug in the C programming ??? then the weird thoughts like : me solving the bug and getting noticed, then I get company level recognition, then US people wants to know how I debugged it , so I m making a trip to US and what not, at last ending up meeting Bill Gates, Steve Jobs and Larry Page.

It was uncontrollable pleasure for few mins and then I informed my fellow batch mate about the bug. She was in grave shock hearing what I have said. She was delighted and at that time I was looking like million bucks in front of her (aiiiaaaaa, Vaaranam Aaiyiram padam paathathu idukaachum use aagudey !!!!) then she looked into my code. The next minute she gave an awkward look at me as if I’m the biggest moron in this world. I asked her:

Me: Hey what happened?????
She: Have you ever coded before in your life ????
Me: No, whats the matter ????
She: well, u declared the variable as "int" and you are trying to add a "float" values…

Well, do I have to say how I looked at that time ???? it’s left for your imagination, but certainly it took me a week to face her again!!!!!

PS: after that only I came to know the variable types in C
PPS: that was the first and last time I coded something !!!!
PPPS: still now, at some weird hours, I believe what I coded is absolutely right !!!!!!!!!

What will happen ????

The other day i was going through few java questions as a preparation for my exams. I read a question without any answer choices...

1) What will happen if you try to compile and execute this piece of code ?

well, as there are no choices to pick from, i came up with my own answer:

"It'll invoke the nuclear weapon which is 500mts away from this company and within seconds this company will burn down to ashes !!!! "

I like this objective type questions without any objects, it just expands ur creativity !!!!!

PS: I'm lovin it !!!!
PPS: i wish that piece of code really does as per my wish !!!
PPPS: he he he he :D

Vaaranam Aaiyiram - the better title is Yaanai Thousand or Elephant Aayiram !!!!

Vaaranam Aaiyiram..mixed opinions, though its definitely not a master piece , can be watched once for few things:

(STATUTORY WARNING: few spoilers are there)

1) The excellent love track between Surya and Sameera. It starts like an usual Love-At-First-Sight (eventhough I don’t believe that, but sameera va paatha yaara irundaalum they’ll fall in love) and ends up as an eternal love. The scene where he tried to convince her to stay back in India was just awesome. The whole track keeps the movie live for first half.
2) Anjalai song: Fate separates the lovers and this song comes after that. Surya got an intrinsic way of showing few things, like when he first meet sameera he used to keep his hands on heart and try to stop the extra-poundings. During this song, which portrays the pathos side has been churned out well with dance movements like he will hit his heart with the same hands to show the pain…
3) Surya’s acting has improved a lot and this is definitely his career best. Excellent performance from him and he has shown that thin margin btw son and dad. He’s definitely an inspirational dad!!!!
4) Sameera: wow, she’s absolutely fantastic. No skin shows, just expressions, the glimpse she gives when she meet surya in US is simply outstanding…it disturbed my sleep for some hours ;)
5) Technical department: Technical department is simply outstanding. It’s really refreshing to see the visuals and in particular; songs and fights. The fights during the rescue of the child are so natural and “adiyae kolluthey” is best for its choreography and picturization.

I hope 5 reasons are more than enough to watch a movie…now to bloopers.

1) The movie name is derived from aandal thirupaavai, an excellent rendition on lord perumal. That’s the only time u see something in pure tamil, for rest of the movie even the paper boy will use standard idioms. So B & C centres la padam kandippa puttukum. There’s a scene in which divya tells surya, “you look like million bucks!!!” My roomie: “dei, iva ippo ennada sonna????”
2) Length!!!!! well, though surya-sameera part is an interesting one, but the length really made us tired and everyone were expecting an interval to peee(athisayamaa PVR la nethu AC fulla irunduchu, the moment interval title card came, everyone were running out) In second half after surya getting married, the movie runs for another 30 odd mins...sathiyama ukaara mudiyala!!!!!!
3) Slow!!!!! When the movie ended we felt like stayed in theatre for some months!!!! Though the movie is slow, none of the things are detailed. The whole story is in narrative manner, so if it’s little more detailed, it would had been a great pleasure to watch
4) Re-Recording…a big letdown!!! Songs are really good but harris re-recording was pathetic to the core. I always had a doubt whether this guy is an "aathivaasi", and he proved that once again with his cruel re-recording. Wish I had a remote to mute few scenes!!!!!
5) Father-Son relationship was portrayed bit larger than life and it’s not acceptable at times.

Avlothaan pa….this is purely my personal opinion. One more spoiler alert, people who follow mass heroes pls avoid this movie!!!!!!!!

My japanese name

Got to see this in a community:

whats your japanese name?
So, whats your japanese name? Take each letter of your name and substitute it with the japanese sound to the right of the letter.

A- ka * B- tu * C- mi * D- te * E- ku * F- lu * G- ji

H- ri * I- ki * J- zu * K- me * L- ta * M- rin *

N- to O-mo * P- no * Q- ke * R- shi * S- ari * T-chi U- do *

V- ru * W-mei * X- na * Y- fu * Z- zi


I tried mine and it came like this:

arishikitokirukaarikato

PS: romba kastam...
PPS: thappi thavari kooda japan poidaathada dei !!!!

Moi premier fauche !!!!

Well, the topic means “My First Theft”

I was 5 years old. We were not financially settled then, so I used to go to neighbor’s places and watch their kids playing with toys. That was my best pastime at that age. I particularly liked a toy-train. It’s big in size and it gives tak-tak sound while running. Whenever I listen to that sound, it gives sheer joy in me. The kid who used to play with the train always offers the toy to me for playing, but even at that age I was very reluctant in touching it. I had a feel that it doesn’t belong to me, also what if I broke it? My dad definitely can’t replace it. So I just avoided those things. At that time I was such a nice kid, that I never asked anything from parents. My mom used to tell me that if at all I ask something, it’ll be in polite manner and I always add one last sentence to it “when u have money buy that for me dad” 

I was also very proud about this and couple of years passed, at the age of 7, as a kid I got the irresistible urge to own something. I can’t digest the fact that I don’t have anything to play with. There were a family, couple of houses away from us. His dad used to buy him lots of toys. The devil inside me urged to steal one for me. I went to his house and that kid was playing with the toys and I also joined with him. He’s younger to me and so I have a little over-hand on him. After sometime that aunty bought us milk to drink and this guy was just running away and she was trying to catch him. I decided, yes, this is the moment. I snatched a tiniest car in the lot and put it in my pocket silently. It just happened instantly and I was thrilled for that fraction of second.

I came home with a happy note, but somewhat something was pinching me from inside. I know how my parents value ethics and how they fear for GOD. That night I just felt very bad, it’s just swing of emotions and I cried that night for what I have done. All I felt was, I did a wrong thing. Next day evening, after my school, I went straight to his house. He greeted me with the same smile and I also managed to smile at him. Then at one point of time, I just took the car from my pocket and was about to put it back in the lot. Well, my worse time, the kid saw that. He couldn’t grasp anything but he just felt bad. He stopped speaking to me and in couple of months they moved away from our house.

That day, that particular look from that kids face, I was very ashamed; I apologized to him whenever I go to temple. I still donno whether he forgives me or not but for me I still feel guilty. That was my first and last theft.

PS: that kid name is Faiyaz.

Do you have any phobia?

I’m acrophobic and claustrophobic. In simple words, I have fear for heights, narrow spaces, congestion. There’s definitely no answer for how I got acquainted with these fears. I’m traveling with them for past several years. Earlier till age 17,I was Achluophobic (fear of darkness) , but now I got used to darkness and it doesn’t fear me anymore.

When I say this acrophobia, I even fear to climb ladder, stand up in a stool, peep from second floor and lots. I always want my foot to be rested in the ground or else it gives me scary thoughts as if I am a suspended particle in air and any time gravity can pull me and I may become invisible. My workplace is in 6th floor of the building and I never peeped from there. It’s such a horrible sight to see below. Whenever I see or try to see below I feel like jumping. I am not sick but it’s that cold feel I get always then the continual reactions will be my palms will become ice cold, I will be trembling a bit, I will reach my seat and give my whole body weight on the cushion…..as if someone has glued me to it. At times people used to make fun of it, but somehow I just ignore them. The other day, we went to shivamani concert arranged in our campus. It’s over crowded so we went to first floor. It was crowded there too and only way to watch is standing on a stool. So shanm brought two stools and he was standing on that. With some guts I got up the stool, stood on that for nearly 10 mins, the music was so mesmerizing and I was completely into it. After 10 mins I just looked down...my foot are trembling and i felt like suspended in sky…next moment I just got down from stool!!!!!!!! Couple of years back, i went trekking...it's little steep and i still remember i was sticking to the rock like lizard for whole 2 hours :(

Regarding the fear of narrow path, the scariest experience is at Prarthana / Aradhana drive-in theatre. It was 4 years back during the release of the movie “Kathal”. The ticket counter looks like a cage…30 foot narrow path build with walls on either side at 15 foot high, the worst part is that its concealed and the space is just 2.5 foot which is fit enough for just one person to stand….just like caged-queue. I went inside the queue and there were no one behind me…and in front of me 5-6 guys were standing. After 3-4 mins there came not less than 10 people behind me. I felt like locked from all the side and I started feeling suffocation. I just started pushing them away and was heading towards exit….when I came out I was just immersed in sweat and I can taste the salty tears in my lips…I was crying like hell. My friends were waiting on the other side of the queue after parking their two-wheelers. I just went straight to siva and told him that it’s too crowded and I cant go inside. He cursed me and he went and bought the tickets.

Somewhat I got used to live with this but i want to overcome this.Can someone suggest how to overcome these fears?

Orkut Today's Fortune: 13-Nov-2008

Today's fortune: You are the master of every situation

venaaam...valikudu...aluduven :'(

Escalation Mail !!!!!!

sent my first escalation mail today :)

PS: ooooh...great feel
PPS: people cursing here !!!!!!!
PPPS: that's another great feel :D

Opis Komedies - Part 22: Onsite ??????

Yesterday night, around 7:00, me , ashwath, shanm and sunil were in office and chit-chatting....suddenly we heard a bunch of peoples losing their control and greeting a person few cubicles away from ours. It was like some birthday bash and everone's hugging him and congratulating him....

Ashwath: hey, what's happening there machaanz ???
Shanm: I think someone's going onsite man!!!
Me:(in bit loud voice) what ???? someone's going ONSITE....That's RARE SIGHT then!!!!

including PM n SPM everyone were in splits for few minutes !!!!

PS: Bruce(PM) asked me after few mins "where do u get all this man ????"

Opis Komedies - Part 21: Are the girls so stupid ???

Me n ashwath were in cafeteria discussing the good luck of coming to office on saturday. Ram dwivedi, he's the guy who recently got engaged came there and we were teasing him:

Ram: so srini, when's ur marriage man ?
Me: haaa, i m too young for that...
Ashwahth: he he, and do you think girls are that stupid ????
(he n Ram had a blast of crackers in their stomach)
Me:(the very nxt second i replied)...hmmm, yes machaanz, there's only one Shilpa.

Shilpa is Ashwath's fiancee ;)

PS: my last dialogue to him before he started chasing me "machaannz, u bought it and the score now is 1-0"

Come, let me introduce u to that girl .....

Whenever i hear this: "Come, let me introduce u to that girl...", somewhere deep inside the guy awakes and urges to follow the trail but i avoid it consciously and i am excellent in doing this for the past 8 years.Reason ???? well, two bad experience with this "introduction" in my college life.

Exp 1: Me and Murali are good friends. He joined college couple of months before me and made some good friends there. When i joined college, my only aim was to convince Ms.X to love me. So while planning out lots of things for that, Murali came to me one day and told that "Ms.X is in ECE rt, come let me introduce to a girl who's in her class and she may help you !!!" like a dog going behind dead fish i followed him. He went to first year class room and this particular girl was there(whom he's going to introduce). She was with couple of her friends busy chatting. Then this guy went to their place and straight away joined in conversation with them. I was standing there bit confused, then somewhat i managed to grab a seat close to him, and then i started waiting...for about 10 mins. Finally, as it's not moving anywhere, i thought i'll pitch in. That very moment someone in that group cracked a joke and i pitched in and said "good one", then time came still. They suddenly realized that there's someone sitting next to them and listening to them and they started giving an expression which has lots of confusion and little "who the hell he is?"..ironically, my friend..Murali also gave the same expression. oh gosh, i'm helpless, that lady, who supposed to be my cupid asked murali "Who's he ?" Murali told with little hesitation "oh..ivanaa, he's srini". The next second, i just got up from that place and started walking towards my den. Till i reach my destination, i was abusing murali in mindvoice...i never ever abused anyone that much in my life !!!!!!!

I completely avoided her till the end of my college :)

EXP 2: There was one big shot studying in our college. One of her friends by means became our friend (sort of). Everyone in our gang were willing to get an intro to that Ms.Y. Somewhat or other he managed to give intro to everyone, in lab, in canteen, in class and i was the only one left. I was just waiting for my D Day. Finally one fineday, it's wednesday and we completed our sports hours and were settled in "STORES". I was wearing a shorts and t-Shirt with 99% covered with red-sand. I sweated out a lot and i was looking nothing more than a buffalo in ditch.(hope everyone reading this are smiling :) ). This guy Praveen came and told me to come with him, we had a 25 mts walk and then there she was standing !!!!! He introduced "Y, this is Srini from Mechatronics" i just said "Hi" immediately my reflexes alerted me and the next and last dialogue i told her is "Bye"...thats it. I really donno whether i was walking or running but went straight to rest room to get a glimpse of my position. Well, nothing to say, i was like a black pig amidst ditch !! so one more let down and i never went near her for the rest of my college life :)

So , the conclusion is that , after these two excellent intro sessions, i refrained myself from these sessions. Nowadays, i dont think friendship blooms with intro and all...it just happens..so wait for it :)

Review of an un-titled novel authored by Yogesh.

Yesterday i got to read a novel wrote by my friend. He's Yogesh, he's on Bench in US. I know this orthodox iyer payan from my school days. He's really hard-working and also little big to fit into any iyer boy image :). We share same sunsign and the difference between us is his scales are balanced, so he's absoulutely amazing guy.

Enough abt the author(people can learn more abt him @ http://libran-mind.blogspot.com/ ), now abt his first novel try.....

It's a romantic thriller and anyone who reads it will conclude that he got his own style of narrating incidents.Very standard english through out the novel makes it an interesting read. The story was told in one perspective with no logical flaws. As it's a romantic thriller, he keeps that what-happens-next interest till the end with a bit extra-dose of romance ;).

I dont want to reveal anything more, but few things to watch out for are:

1) his description prowess...amazing. A little bit of sarcasm in describing things gives u a smile somewhere inside when u read.
2) Narration, there's that perfect flow for a short novel.
3) Characters, as it's from one persons point of view all the characters were detailed from that person's view alone. Whoever reads, will imagine those characters from the lead person's point of view
4) eventhough it's a thriller and he reveals the plot at the end, but also he gives few glitches and clues through out. We will know that only after completing the reading....and it's really ISHTYLE !!!!
5) The story is short and straight except the last chapter and it takes less than 1.5 hrs to read it....which in my standard is a master-piece.

Few disturbing things...
1) never expected such a story from him..as i know him for quiet a long time...it was real chock for me. :/
2) The climax was too disturbing and his narration gives whacky images :(

That's it. The story is definitely "it can happen to anyone" sort, so it's worth reading.

My Name is Srinivasan

How i got my name ? have u ever wondered how we got our names ????? people get their names from parents which will be inspired are taken from their life. I heard different names in my life. In my company, in the telephone directory i found this name: James Bond Singh. Well, here's a real james bond fan, i wish he could have added few more creativity to it, like: Ian Flemmingsingh's James Bond Singh.

Jokes apart, i really pity the people who get their names from kulatheivam (really cant translate to english). so names like mundakanni, kabaali etc exists...it sounds bit weird , but then it's only my perception. In present generation people are keeping names that has some sanskrit and not-easy-to-spell names....like nisharva, pragjna (seriously tongue twister names) and there are other few who used to keep names in pure tamizh and torture us...like Vandaarkuzhazhi...(i was really irritated with this name and that person hate short-form also :( ). It's all peoples wish, i would prefer to keep a simple name to my kids..preferably starting with A, so that they'll be in first place always (atleast by names).

Now coming to my name, From my LKG to BE , i suffered a lot with my name as it starts with "S". As it comes in the last league of alphabets, i was always among the last ten people starting from attendance list to rank card list(ironically, i managed to grab top ten ranks in many occasions). The worst time will be during sweet distribution on independance day\republic day\what not days, waiting in queue for restroom(my old school had that :( ), getting the mark sheets, report cards, waiting for parents teacher meet, sports drill...u name it, i have it. I was one of the last ten people standing ...always.

One day out of frustration, i asked my parents, why u kept me this name ???? astrology ???? why????? well the answer was so simple, they replied "when ur mom was pregnant, the nurse and doctor's wife took her to a movie...'moonram pirai' and ironically you're born the very next day, so everyone in the hospital started calling u 'seenu' as we couldn't get any better name and also we like kamal, we kept that name for you"

Hmmmm, thats cool i got my name from Kamal, i was pacified a bit for having this name until one day i watched that movie and especially the climax !!!!!!!!

Ada paavigala, vera padam kidaikalia ungalukku... Nalla velai, neenga "16 vayathinile" padam paakala...or else my name would be "sappanivasan"

PS: This post is dedicated to Raji Scientist :)

Opis Komedies - Part 20: Iyer or Iyengaar ?

The Other day me and Arun were discussing about pulaas. She's a kannadiga who can clearly understand tamil when we are passing comments. This is wat happened that day:

Me: dei , intha pulla peru achar nu irukku, so she should be Iyer....
Arun: illa..i think she's iyengaar.
(we called her)
Me: hey Pulaas, u r iyer or iyengaar ?
Pulaas: (with an irritating look) no no...I am Brahmin
Me: suthaam...!!!!!

Opis Komedies - Part 19: Yaaru thacha sattai ????

Me n Shanm were as usual teasing Kochu.
Shanm asked her to say "Idu yaaru thacha sattai...enga thaatha thacha sattai"
Kochu: ivlothaana...idu yaaru thacha sattai enga aatha thacha sattai !!!!

LOLZ !!!!!!!!

Opis Komedies - Part 18: How to protect PSP

Sunil bought a new PSP. This is how he's protecting the PSP:




PS: Appidiye rendu elumichampalam + milaga vacha innum protective a irukum !!!!!!!

Opis Komedies - Part 17: Stopped many things

Me, Ashwath and Bishwa filling waterbottles. Ashwath was explaining how he get caught yesterday for boozing in front of his mom :). Me n Bishwa were laughing...
Me: So Bishwa, since when u were boozing ???
Bishwa: (with pride in the air) i started at tenth std...but u know wat, once i reached college, i stopped many things which i was doing earlier...
Ashwath: (suddenly interrupted) yeah, Studying was the prime one in that...

Me n Ashwath burst out of laughter..and u all should see that priceless expression on bishwa's face :)

Vijay's new Aspiration !!!!

Aspiration : this is a most prominent word i used to hear during appraisals. Till now i had some quotient with this word, but after reading an article recently about Vijay's "Aspiration", i was shell-shocked and refrained my-self from using the word aspiration in the future. This is a part of that article:

"Vijay, who is all set to complete half-century films in Kollywood, is keen to act in a movie to be directed by Mani Rathinam. Speaking at a function recently, he openly expressed his desire to be a part of Mani Rathinam's movie. "

The first thing came to my mind is:

Mani sir alreay had two heart-attacks, ippidi sudden a statement vitta...avaru health enna aagurathu ????

Vachukava - awesome remix by Yuvan

As Stated in Wiki,
Remix: A remix is an alternative version of a song, different from the original version. A remixer uses audio mixing to compose an alternate master recording of a song, adding or subtracting elements, or simply changing the equalization, dynamics, pitch, tempo, playing time, or almost any other aspect of the various musical components.

Though i dont understand this definition, all i can say is that new "Vachukava" remix from yuvan in Silambaatam is awesome !!!!! Original was composed by Great Raja sir with voice rendered by KJ Jesudas and S Janaki for our own SuperStar in the movie Nallavanukku nallavan. The remix version is done by his son Yuvan. I am addicted to this re-mix for few reasons:

1) No Yogi-B voice and his legendary tan-glish lyrics in between.(i stopped hearing engeyum eppothum after their re-mix)
2) No tune killings and un-neccessay vocal intervention and they dont sing like thikku-vaayans :)
3) The tempo is increased a bit and background beats are little highlighted.

That's it...no much difference from Original, still this song gives that josh in you as the original version. Hear it, you will be liking it....I'm Lovin it :)

new nick name

As a part of my present job description, i am supposed to send infinte mails to people for follow-up. so they came up with a name for me: "MAIL MASTER". Yesterday, in the send-off treat (not mine), they told me this name and started to laugh...viduvena naanu...I told them that, "i like sachin, so i would prefer something powerfull, on those lines of MASTER BLASTER, so how about MAIL BLASTER ?????". No one opened their mouth after that !!!!!

PS: dei, neenga padicha iskool la naanga principal a irundomda !!!!!

Speechless !!!!!!!!

Comments from film stars after seeing the below poster !!!!!!!

Goundamani : makkale...nalla paathukunga...intha paavathukellam naan aalu illa !!!!

Saroja Team : Sir, neenga romba comedy sir !!!!!

Vadivelu : vandutaanya...inime namakku aaputhaan !!!!

Rajini : naan thirumba imayamalaike poiduren !!!!!

Kamal : ippothaan dasavathaaram kuduthu field la kaalu vachirukkom...athukkula kavuthuduvaaru pola !!!!!

Vijay : anna...ennanganna ippidi pannitinga ?????

Ajith : intha padam velila vara koodathu....athu !!!!!

Surya : namma 6 pack abs la vandu kalakalaamnu paatha...ivaru family pack la vandu nammala kaali panniduvaaru pola ?????

Vishal : sathyam kodumaiye thaanga mudilla...ivaru veraiya ????

Dhanush : divya...enna kaapathu !!!!

Simbhu : anna, nayanthaara va mattum heroine a potraadinganna !!!!

Sarathkumar : inime katchi opis a vittu velila vara koodathu !!!!

Prabhudeva : indian michael jackson nu naan edutha pera kaali panniduvaaru pola !!!!

Vijaykanth : Pakistan theeviravathi elloraium pottu thalliyaachu...aaana intha aala onnum panna mudiyaliye !!!!

Prabhu : Enna Kodumai Saravana idu !!!!!

Lollu sabha : Hrithik Roshan

This is from a lollu sabha episode:

manohar will be presenting a tele-call program (like pepsi ungal choice)



Manohar: vanakammmmmmmmmm madam....epiiiiiiidi irukingaaaaaaaa ?????

Lady voice at the other end: sir..naan nalla irukken..unga program ellam paapen...neenga Hrithik Roshan maadiri irukinga.....

Jeeva: ennathu Hrithik Roshan a????? intha moonjiya????? dei, enga antha amma sonna pera thiruppi sollu paapom...

Manohar: chithikku ration !!!!

Jeeva: aama...chithikku ration....chitapaaku motion....



sema timing !!!!!!!!!!!

short film: lighter moments

These are few lighter moments we had during the shooting :

1) Subbuni(Director) called me on friday
Subbuni: dei un dialogue ellam gnabagam irukaada ???
Me: dei unakke over-a therilla ???? parasakthi padam maadiriya vasanam eludi kuduthurukka...."oru Tea, oru Color"nu sollanum...athukku rehearsal veraiya...moodittu vaida phone a....
BANG !!!!

2) At shooting spot: Sanjeev was co-ordinating the shooting, under his supervision karthi was directing the film:
Sanjeev: srini, voice clarity paakanum...so ethaachum pesunga...
me: Tamilnaadula motham moonu laksham Tea Kadai irukku...athulla nalla Tea podura...
Sanjeev:(with complete irritation) guys, dont goof-up...speak some dialogue from ur script

3) Karthick's friend, while shooting he asked this historical question:
Karthick's Friend: Ethukuppa ovvoru time re-take eduthutturukinga ????
Kannan : athuvaa, pinnadi ellarum pesuraangala, antha voices sernthu record aaguthu, athu mattum illama rendu thadavai dialogue miss pannitaanga, athanaalathaan re-take edukuraanga.
Karthick's Friend: athuku en re-take edukanum...re-recording la correct pannidalaamla ????
Kannan:!@#!#@#$@%#$%@#$

10 mins fame

Successfully completed the shooting of my second short film on Saturday(18-oct-2008). I played a mini-role in the short film. The short film is named as "Cause n Effect". Shooting is always fun, when we shot our first film, there were no one around and there were 5 crew members in total. This time we had shooting on a Tea-shop which gathered attention of around 50 people with no time. My position was so critical as i was standing inside the Tea shop and have to face the crowd.

Then i realized how hard it's to act, you have to be really shameless to ignore all those disturbances created and should not be irritated by the re-takes because of some external disturbances. You will get to see all type of characters from the crowd and it's hard to avoid them . I heard some loud comments outside and there's no chance of re-recording, so everytime when someone comment, we have to re-shoot....and believe me IT SUCKS !!!!!!!!!

All i can interpret is that everyone is trying to be in that "10 mins fame" and limelight is something everyone wish to attain at some stage of their lives. Even though i don't consider myself as an actor or a charming persona....despite that i can see people staring at me with some glee in their eyes and all i can read from the eyes is that everyone wants to be a STAR :)

PS: i enjoyed that stardom a bit on that day...hope i achieved my "10 mins fame" :D
PPS: we'll soon release the short film and will update all with the link :)

Sachin...Sachin...Sachin

One more feather to an already decorated crown !!!! Hail Sachin for becoming the highest run-getter in Test form of Cricket !!!!!

He's defnitely a role model whom i'll introcude to my next generation to follow !!!! Sachin...you are great

Opis Komedies - Part 16: Throat pain !!!!!

I have severe throat pain for past two days. Met doctor yesterday. Today i was having some crap topic with Ashwath. As usual we were pulling each others...this is wat happened:

we were talking for around 20 mins. finally....

Me: machaaanz, doc asked me to take erthromycin and then goggle with hot water and salt thrice per day. he asked me to avoid cool drinks for couple of days. He asked me to take more liquid food...preferably hot..then i asked him whether i can have Tea....

Ashwath:(interrupted suddenly) Machaanz, tell me one thing, didn't that doc advised you to keep ur mouth shut for two days??????

I donno how to react !!!!!!!

Orkut Today's Fortune: 16-Oct-2008

Today's fortune: You are the center of every group's attention


PS: yeah truly....ellorum ennai adikirathukku round kattitu irukaanga !!!!!!!!

:(

There are 4 process areas in my account and i m the only guy who worked in all the 4 areas.(actually, after seeing my work each area PMs throw me out of their project :D)

In the fourth process area, i can see a bit trend-change. Earlier 3 process areas, it's only PM's and above who hates me and SEs\PAs will be friendly.(ellortayum poi palla kaatuna , vera vazhi illama nallathan pesuvaainga unkitta :D)

But in the present process area, PMs and above are absolutely delighted with my performance but SEs\PAs are fuming !!!!! (dinam 10 mail anupi update kettu torture pannuna yaarukuda pudikkum ?????)

:(

PS : comments in brackets are from my MANASAATCHI !!!!
PPS: (orey damaaaas thaan po !!!!)

Orkut Today's Fortune

Today's fortune: Versatility is one of your outstanding traits


Room pottu yosipaaingalo ?????????

Moi Next Short Film : on lighter note !!!!!

One more short film and this time - First ever time Srini speak n act in "!@#!@#$!#$#$" (film name is secret ). I am performing the role of a Tea shop owner, which by any merit is the toughest role to depict on screen. My costumes goes this way - Lungi+dirty shirt+turkey towel. Director Karthik Subburaj told me: "dei, meesai vachu, light thaadiyoda vandudu...paaka konjam pakki maadiri irukanum".(athellam problem illa, naan eppavume apidithaan iruppen)

On the acting front : i am not in lead role but a supporting role which helps the lead role to emote better (dei, 2 mins filmla support role, athukku ivlo build-up a????).On my introduction i'll be praying...in close-up shot , camera will focuss my hands. Then, a whirl wind...background music with voices like..."naalaya sooriyane...elundu vaa..."something like that...then we'll show a boiler flying and coming towards me. Here, the whole audience expect that i'll break the boiler with my head(why boiler????)coz, i'm Tea kadaikaaran.(oh god...sathiya sothanai)but there's a twist here, instead of breaking, i just do heading like Zidane and boiler is now placed on the stove.(evvalavo pannnitom...ide panna maatoma ????) I lit the stove and speaks for 3 mins starting from recent tie match between india-australia to stone-age period. Then one punch song about national integration\against terrorism\against bribery\against any against(ada kadavule.......!!!!).Then the story starts.

I think this enough now(atukulla mudichutiya????), rest after release :)

PS: the sentence in brackets is my manasaatchi
PPS:(enna kodumai sir idu !!!!!)

Inspiration or Copy ??????

I was hearing Aegan songs. "Kichu Kichu" song is a sizzling track after "Kodana Kodi". But, for the past 3-4 days, portions of this song, i felt like i had heard it somewhere else. Today, i just found it...few parts are similar to Enrique's Album.

Album: Insomnia
Song : Push it

"Kichu Kichu" humming and "Push it" humming are same !!!!

Link for Push it: http://in.youtube.com/watch?v=aMpzCHOkydg

Link For Aegan: Audio vaangi paathukongappa :)

Similiraties:
Listen to "Push it" - time: 1:10 - 1:30
Listen to "Kichu Kichu" - time: 0.40 - 1:00

IS IT SAME ?????? can anyone clarify ???????????

First lesson from Dad: How to drive Bullet ?

Today, My dad taught me to drive Bullet. A Lifetime experience, actually my dad went to singapore\Brunei for earning when i was studying 7th Std.He used to come once in 2 yrs..stay home for a month and then return.So i never learnt anything from Dad. (He didn't even taught me to shave :)). All the life lessons was taken by my mom and she has actually made me a sponge:)

It was quiet a different inspiration from Dad today. i was driving(Royal Enfield 350 cc standard) and he was teaching me how to change gears\apply brakes and stuffs...a car was coming just in our lane in opposite direction (maduraila entha naayum traffic rules madikaadu) and i was little scared and about to get down the road. My dad hold me strongly and put the bike back on road and when the car came close to us, it just gave way for us to go. Dad told me that "u r not driving scooty to get down the road & give way...u r in a bullet so just drive & people give way" A simple thing told in Firm and Steady voice with complete authority on situation. hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Dad, if only u could have given some guidance few years back...i will be more strong now to face things. It's too late to ask and it's too less to give !!!!

PS : I know to drive Bullet but just wanted to have sometime with Dad.

Madurai Top : Ban on Smoking !!!!

I came Madurai Today. Evening went to TOP. We were having all useless talks. Then i asked Arun about the "ban on smoking in public places". This is our Conversation:

Me: Maapla, namma oorla rules epidi follow panraainga ? police pudichu fine podraingala illa station thookittu poiduraaingala ?
Arun: pudichu thoppu karanam poda solraainga !!!!
Kones : illainga...pudichu thookula poduraaingalaam !!!!

I firmly believed that this is the way these guys give answers, but for Arun's reply, he explained me why he told so.

On the Day 1 of rules implementation, near Thanga-mayil jewellery there's a police beat. Opposite to that is a Tea Shop. 10 guys came there and had T n Dum. The delighted policemen went to the gang and asked them to pay the fine. They were answering cool that "Naangale inga account vachuthaan DUM adikirom, salli kaasu illai, venumna intha Tea kadai kaarana pudichuttu po !!!" Irritated policeman checked their pants and finally he asked those ten guys "aalukku 100 thoppu karanam pottutu pongada !!!!" Those 10 guys were doing that and bunch of people were laughing at them !!!!!!!!

Enga ooru thirunthave thirunthaathu !!!!!!!!

Ergonomic session on back care

Today we had a session on Ergonomics for Back Care, as i was the DRR (Disaster Recovery Representative \ disaster creator) it was mandatory for me to attend.

The instructor was soo cute and i was very much in the session. She was explaining various types of body aches which normally people face in the profession. The pain ranges from head to toe. There were 30 peoples attending the session. For each pain at least 3-4 peoples were admitting that they face it in workplace.

After she completed the session I was soo happy that i didn't have any such pains in workplace. I walked back happily appreciating my ease with ergonomics that my body is already programmed in natural way that i don’t need an instructor. When i was about to reach my cubicle i realized that, these pains people will encounter when:
1) They sit n work for more than 8 hrs per day!!!!
2) They type for more than 5-6 hrs per day!!!!
3) They watch the monitor too close!!!!
4) Their seats are more grounded and wrong seating positions!!!!

Now, i know why i was not getting any pains...i have never ever WORKED that way

PS: i told this finding to Karthi...he told me "mudugu vali ellam velai paakuravangalukkuthaan varum...athanaala neenga kavala padaathinga"

PPS: Back pain will occur only if u work...so u don’t worry

Kuruvi 150 days celebration

My roomie is an ardent fan of Vijay. That's the main reason i hate Vijay :)

Yesterday we were watching 150th day celebration of KURUVI (Actually intha program paathathukke naan nyayamaa thookula thonganum...but then vera vali illama atha paathen)Everyone were praising that movie is a big hit (maduraila "alli arjuna" ku apuram 2 naala theatre vittu oduna padam KURUVI ;-) ). I was just listening to all the false-praisings. It's really interesting to see these stuffs !!!!

Then came Actor\Comedian Vivek. This is wat happened next:

Vivek : namma Producer ku irukura influence ku ithey 150 days function-a grand a Nehru indoor stadium la nadathi irukalaam...aanalum..

Me : dei goyaala...athukku modala padam nalla odi irukanumda !!!!!!!

do i have to say my roomie - Karthi@jango transformed to Karthi@Congo !!!!

PS: Translation:
Vivek: The producer is too influenced that he could have conducted this 150 days celebration in nehru indoor stadium,
me: (slang)...for that, it should be a hit movie.
PPS: Kuruvi is actually utterly-butterly FLOP movie

Opis Komedies - Part 15: Egg-terian ????

Vishal's Birthday today. we were having a small get-to-gether @ Pantry. Vinay bought him some eggless cake as vishal is pure veggie. Vinay is a converted-veggie all out of a sudden gyan !!!! everybody were having cake n this is wat happened:

Me: Hey Vinay, u said u r veggie, now u r taking the egg-cakes.
Vinay (with full slang n style): I m an Egg-terian !!!!
Me:(confused) means ????
Ashwath: dei machan....IN BETWEEN da !!!!

everybody bursted out of laughter !!!!!

Opis Komedies - Part 14: I'm going Hometown

Shristi told me with full josh n excitement about her trip to hometown for a week. this is what happened after that:

Shristi: Hey Shrrrrriiiiiniiiiiii....I am sooooo Happy, I am going hometown for a week...ooooo !!!
Me: Yeah babe, we are also happy, that you wont be coming office for a week !!!!!

Do i have to say what happened next ????

Harris Jeyaraj : An Analysis !!!!!

Harris Jeyaraj is a renowned tamil music director for various reasons. I am not gonna describe his musical knowledge coz i dont know much about music. i just listen to good songs.

The other day me n my roomie were discussing abt Harris's music as we really got bored talking about heroines!!!! then we found an analogy in all his songs...say a pattern and that's "various sounds made by human voices" in between the songs...so we started listing the songs and sounds...believe me, that was the best timepass i had in recent times. The list goes this way: (one song per movie !!!!)


Movie: Minnale:
Song: oh mama mama :
Sound: kekekekekekekekekekeke..theru koothu
kekekekekekekekekekeke..rhythm pottu
kekekekekekekekekekeke..vidu joot
Kekekekekekekekekekeke..gana paatu


Movie: 12B:
Song: Love pannu:
Sound: Thayaare Thayaare thai thai thai thayaaare...(repeated thrice)


Movie: Majunu:
Song: Mudar kanave:
Sound: sono leyo..oh sono leyo..(repeated twice)
oh maai maai aah...oh maai maai aah...
su maaio su maaio..suuuu maaiyo iyo !!!!! (2)
oh soooony sooony leyo..liyo liyo liyo leyo (2)


Movie: Lesa Lesa:
Song: Muthal Muthalaai:
Sound: nananananananan na na thuthu...(2)
thaara..thithithaaathu thithithaaathu thuthu(2)


Movie: Saamurai:
Song: aagaya soooriyanai:
Sound: seele nayya....shakuraano leya...hey sunomoni aahu laahi hei hei hei hei....(2)
eliye soooona oh maahi hei hei hei hei hei...


Movie: Saamy:
Song: Aarumuga saamikku:
Sound: Alamakolaama omayo seele seele saamy (2)
durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr a
seele seele seele seele seele seele...aikoyamayo
jillu jillu jillu jillu jillu jillu...sundari vandaalo
Alamakolaama omayo seele seele saamy


Movie: Kovil:
Song: puyale puyale:
Sound: aiiahakkaan..aai aai aii aiiyeho...ooooh oooh oooooh
aiiahakkaan..aai aai aii aiiyeho...ooooh oooh oooooh


Movie: Kaaka Kaaka:
Song: uyirin uyire:
Sound: Oh mahasiyaaan wohi yaala....Oh mahasiyaaan ohi yaala....seemo meha saai haaan
Oh mahasiyaaan wohi yaala....Oh mahasiyaaan ohi yaala....seemo meha saai haaan


Movie: Chellame:
Song: Kaadahalikkum :
Sound: oh ho ho ho...oh ho ho ho...en sonaali liso sonaali...
oh ho ho ho...oh ho ho ho...my sonaali liso sonaali...


Movie: Arasaatchi:
Song: manathil siru siru:
Sound: oh mohalai mohalai mohalai lai lai lai
oh mohalai mohalai mohalai lai lai lai


Movie: Thotti Jeya:
Song: Thotta Powerda:
Sound: Samba samba le sambale..sambala sambale
samba samba le sumbale sambala sumbaale


Movie: Anniyan:
Song: andankaaka:
Sound: randakka..randakka randakka...randakka randakka randakka randakka....(2)
ela ela elaaaa ela elamma...ela ela ela ela elaalelamma
hora hora hora hora horammma..hola hola hola hola holalamma


Movie: Gajini:
Song: Oru Maalai:
Sound: Ro Ro..shomole..shinnnnnng...chuchu cha cha chuchu cha cha
Ro Ro...shinnnnnng...oh ho ho ho..oh ho ho ho.


Movie: Vettaiyaadu Vilaiyaadu:
Song: Manjal Veiyil:
Sound: woo waaana sooovey...wooo waaana sooovey...oh ho ho sooovey


Movie: Unaale unaale:
Song: June Pona:
Sound: oooo hoooo ha ha oooo hooo ha ha...o la go maasta
oooo hoooo ha ha oooo hooo ha ha...hi hein grasssi a
o chaama triumaa (5)


Movie: Bheema:
Song: mudhal mazhai ennai:
Sound: mehu mehu mehu mahi mahi maaa..(2)
heeee hooo mehui...lohi lona (2)

Users are welcome to add their interpretation to this list :) I took just one song per movie...there are few albums which got this weirdo sounds in almost all the songs :)

Opis Komedies - Part 13: Ashwath -> bad word !!!!

As usual we were playing stupid games. Abhi called Ashwath (note: both were in same cubicle at that time !!!!!) and were chit chatting like:
Abhi: hey, is this ashwasth ?
Ashwath: yeah...is this abhi ???
....
...
This sort of crap communication...i pitched in, took the receiver from Abhi..this is wat happened next:

Me: Hey Ashwath....wazzup man ?
Ashwath: Hey A**H***..... (and he started to laugh as he has scolded me...i was just thinking wat to reply....promptly Abhi pitched in...)
Abhi:(to me) Dude, u abused him and thats why he abused you !!!!!

Ashwath started chasing Abhi..........!!!!!!!!!

PS: for those who dont understand...i said "hey Ashwath" and he scolded me...so..abhi mean to say that Ashwath -> bad word.
PPS: still if you dont understand...forget comedies are not for you !!!!!!!

Opis Komedies - Part 12: delete it in SQL !!!!!

This happened couple of years back during my training. The instructor was teaching Oracle.We were all using SQL+, after completing normalities and stuff, atlast they came into real programming.First they introduced the command INSERT and after some days they taught us DELETE and TRUNCATE. While instructor was explaining DELETE command, i asked this historical question for which including instructor everyone fainted !!!!!

"Sir, why to have a seperate command to delete data?...instead we can use 'backspace' key and delete the entered data"

i wonder if he still continue there as an instructor !!!!!

Opis Komedies - Part 11: Balayya !!!!

This happened couple of years back in Mysore training. We had a telugu guy in our gang, who hates balayya to the core (worst part is he resembles balayya, atleast in shape), so as per the law we used to call him balayya.

One fine day, our Balayya was in very bad mood and when someone called him balayya, he just bursted out "what do you know about him, he's supremo personality in andhra.....half of andhra people are ready to die for him !!!!!"

One of our gang member..sarcastically "Yes.....the rest half wants to kill him !!!!!"

Our Balayya was stumped and strangled !!!!!!!!

Happy Birthday to me !!!!

42 Scraps
25 Phone calls
12 sms

Not a bad birthday !!!!! Thanks for all those who wished on my birthday(including advance wishes and belated wishes)

PS: special thanks to Orkut...40% people came to know from it :)

Vaaranam Aaiyiram

The first thing that captured me and lingering in my ears is this piece:

Song: Mundhinam paarthene....
time: 3:32 mins to 3:52 mins

MESMERIZING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Incident Manager : I'm Lovin it !!!!!!!!!!

After 4.5 yrs of answering questions like :
Why have you not done like that ?
Do what i say ?
Update the excel immediately ?
How do u gonna explain this behaviour?
....
....
....
....

Now, I'm in a position to ask the same to others !!!!!!!!!

I'm LOVIN it !!!!!!!

Opis Komedies - Part 10: This is wat will happen....

venue : Confident Cascade
Time : evening
Situation: Project was split into team and asked to build a bridge with old news paper.

SPM opted out from this task and he was just observing others. He looked at a group which has a PM in it. Then our SPM sarcastically, with a smile commented "This is wat will happen if you have a PM in a project !!!!"


For those who still dont understand...pls look at the bridge they built !!!!!!!

Who's the Indian : atlast released !!!!!!!

Atlast, my first short film got released !!!!!

Pls give comments in the following URL !!!!!
http://www.filmcamp.tv/FilmCamp.TV/Workshops_Films/Entries/2008/8/29_Whos_the_Indian.html

Teacher's Day

Teacher's day. sep 5th, 1999. I was studying 12th std. We had a culture in our school, on that particular day we will take classes instead of our teachers. This happened on that day !!!!
A small flashback would help to understand the situation. When i was in 11th std, My physics teacher slapped me in front of the class. It was too embarrassing and i cried for hours. That was an outcome of his collective hatred towards our class and on that particular day i became the victim. I was fuming inside. it disturbed several nights. I decided eto bring him down in front of the class and make a mockery of him..so that he will feel humiliated.
I waited for almost a year and more...i was in 12th Std now, i took few of my friends to his class. It's 11A, our juniors, the same place where he slapped me a year back. He greeted us with a smile and allowed to take class. I was completely corrupted and i decided to take my revenge.
I mocked him for 10 mins, his moves, his speech, his body-language including the way he punishes his students. The whole class burst out of laughing, i just showed him that how pathetic he is. After 10 mins, we left the class and i had my last smile.
In the afternoon, i met him near the stairs, the moment he saw me, he just burst out of tears..holding my hands, he asked me "srini, i may not be the most attractive teacher but i just teach what i have to, now you tell me, what should i do to be more convincing for students". I just loved it. This is what i wanted, the humiliation, that complete down feel. i didnt answer his question. That day, i was very happy. I was fullfilled.
But now, after 9 yrs, i still believe that i did it with complete conscience, i never felt bad for that !!!It's an unbalanced equation and i balanced it on that day. I do respect him.