As usual we were playing stupid games. Abhi called Ashwath (note: both were in same cubicle at that time !!!!!) and were chit chatting like:
Abhi: hey, is this ashwasth ?
Ashwath: yeah...is this abhi ???
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This sort of crap communication...i pitched in, took the receiver from Abhi..this is wat happened next:
Me: Hey Ashwath....wazzup man ?
Ashwath: Hey A**H***..... (and he started to laugh as he has scolded me...i was just thinking wat to reply....promptly Abhi pitched in...)
Abhi:(to me) Dude, u abused him and thats why he abused you !!!!!
Ashwath started chasing Abhi..........!!!!!!!!!
PS: for those who dont understand...i said "hey Ashwath" and he scolded me...so..abhi mean to say that Ashwath -> bad word.
PPS: still if you dont understand...forget comedies are not for you !!!!!!!
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Monday, September 29, 2008
Opis Komedies - Part 12: delete it in SQL !!!!!
This happened couple of years back during my training. The instructor was teaching Oracle.We were all using SQL+, after completing normalities and stuff, atlast they came into real programming.First they introduced the command INSERT and after some days they taught us DELETE and TRUNCATE. While instructor was explaining DELETE command, i asked this historical question for which including instructor everyone fainted !!!!!
"Sir, why to have a seperate command to delete data?...instead we can use 'backspace' key and delete the entered data"
i wonder if he still continue there as an instructor !!!!!
"Sir, why to have a seperate command to delete data?...instead we can use 'backspace' key and delete the entered data"
i wonder if he still continue there as an instructor !!!!!
Opis Komedies - Part 11: Balayya !!!!
This happened couple of years back in Mysore training. We had a telugu guy in our gang, who hates balayya to the core (worst part is he resembles balayya, atleast in shape), so as per the law we used to call him balayya.
One fine day, our Balayya was in very bad mood and when someone called him balayya, he just bursted out "what do you know about him, he's supremo personality in andhra.....half of andhra people are ready to die for him !!!!!"
One of our gang member..sarcastically "Yes.....the rest half wants to kill him !!!!!"
Our Balayya was stumped and strangled !!!!!!!!
One fine day, our Balayya was in very bad mood and when someone called him balayya, he just bursted out "what do you know about him, he's supremo personality in andhra.....half of andhra people are ready to die for him !!!!!"
One of our gang member..sarcastically "Yes.....the rest half wants to kill him !!!!!"
Our Balayya was stumped and strangled !!!!!!!!
Happy Birthday to me !!!!
42 Scraps
25 Phone calls
12 sms
Not a bad birthday !!!!! Thanks for all those who wished on my birthday(including advance wishes and belated wishes)
PS: special thanks to Orkut...40% people came to know from it :)
25 Phone calls
12 sms
Not a bad birthday !!!!! Thanks for all those who wished on my birthday(including advance wishes and belated wishes)
PS: special thanks to Orkut...40% people came to know from it :)
Friday, September 26, 2008
Vaaranam Aaiyiram
The first thing that captured me and lingering in my ears is this piece:
Song: Mundhinam paarthene....
time: 3:32 mins to 3:52 mins
MESMERIZING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Song: Mundhinam paarthene....
time: 3:32 mins to 3:52 mins
MESMERIZING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Incident Manager : I'm Lovin it !!!!!!!!!!
After 4.5 yrs of answering questions like :
Why have you not done like that ?
Do what i say ?
Update the excel immediately ?
How do u gonna explain this behaviour?
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Now, I'm in a position to ask the same to others !!!!!!!!!
I'm LOVIN it !!!!!!!
Why have you not done like that ?
Do what i say ?
Update the excel immediately ?
How do u gonna explain this behaviour?
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Now, I'm in a position to ask the same to others !!!!!!!!!
I'm LOVIN it !!!!!!!
Saturday, September 20, 2008
Opis Komedies - Part 10: This is wat will happen....
venue : Confident Cascade
Time : evening
Situation: Project was split into team and asked to build a bridge with old news paper.
SPM opted out from this task and he was just observing others. He looked at a group which has a PM in it. Then our SPM sarcastically, with a smile commented "This is wat will happen if you have a PM in a project !!!!"
For those who still dont understand...pls look at the bridge they built !!!!!!!
Time : evening
Situation: Project was split into team and asked to build a bridge with old news paper.
SPM opted out from this task and he was just observing others. He looked at a group which has a PM in it. Then our SPM sarcastically, with a smile commented "This is wat will happen if you have a PM in a project !!!!"
For those who still dont understand...pls look at the bridge they built !!!!!!!
Monday, September 15, 2008
Who's the Indian : atlast released !!!!!!!
Atlast, my first short film got released !!!!!
Pls give comments in the following URL !!!!!
http://www.filmcamp.tv/FilmCamp.TV/Workshops_Films/Entries/2008/8/29_Whos_the_Indian.html
Pls give comments in the following URL !!!!!
http://www.filmcamp.tv/FilmCamp.TV/Workshops_Films/Entries/2008/8/29_Whos_the_Indian.html
Friday, September 5, 2008
Teacher's Day
Teacher's day. sep 5th, 1999. I was studying 12th std. We had a culture in our school, on that particular day we will take classes instead of our teachers. This happened on that day !!!!
A small flashback would help to understand the situation. When i was in 11th std, My physics teacher slapped me in front of the class. It was too embarrassing and i cried for hours. That was an outcome of his collective hatred towards our class and on that particular day i became the victim. I was fuming inside. it disturbed several nights. I decided eto bring him down in front of the class and make a mockery of him..so that he will feel humiliated.
I waited for almost a year and more...i was in 12th Std now, i took few of my friends to his class. It's 11A, our juniors, the same place where he slapped me a year back. He greeted us with a smile and allowed to take class. I was completely corrupted and i decided to take my revenge.
I mocked him for 10 mins, his moves, his speech, his body-language including the way he punishes his students. The whole class burst out of laughing, i just showed him that how pathetic he is. After 10 mins, we left the class and i had my last smile.
In the afternoon, i met him near the stairs, the moment he saw me, he just burst out of tears..holding my hands, he asked me "srini, i may not be the most attractive teacher but i just teach what i have to, now you tell me, what should i do to be more convincing for students". I just loved it. This is what i wanted, the humiliation, that complete down feel. i didnt answer his question. That day, i was very happy. I was fullfilled.
But now, after 9 yrs, i still believe that i did it with complete conscience, i never felt bad for that !!!It's an unbalanced equation and i balanced it on that day. I do respect him.
A small flashback would help to understand the situation. When i was in 11th std, My physics teacher slapped me in front of the class. It was too embarrassing and i cried for hours. That was an outcome of his collective hatred towards our class and on that particular day i became the victim. I was fuming inside. it disturbed several nights. I decided eto bring him down in front of the class and make a mockery of him..so that he will feel humiliated.
I waited for almost a year and more...i was in 12th Std now, i took few of my friends to his class. It's 11A, our juniors, the same place where he slapped me a year back. He greeted us with a smile and allowed to take class. I was completely corrupted and i decided to take my revenge.
I mocked him for 10 mins, his moves, his speech, his body-language including the way he punishes his students. The whole class burst out of laughing, i just showed him that how pathetic he is. After 10 mins, we left the class and i had my last smile.
In the afternoon, i met him near the stairs, the moment he saw me, he just burst out of tears..holding my hands, he asked me "srini, i may not be the most attractive teacher but i just teach what i have to, now you tell me, what should i do to be more convincing for students". I just loved it. This is what i wanted, the humiliation, that complete down feel. i didnt answer his question. That day, i was very happy. I was fullfilled.
But now, after 9 yrs, i still believe that i did it with complete conscience, i never felt bad for that !!!It's an unbalanced equation and i balanced it on that day. I do respect him.
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
Saroja lucky draw - i won !!!!
Surprising i won a lucky draw event. I have participated in lots of event believing Lady luck will shower on me...but nothing happened till now....!!!!!
chk out this article: http://www.indiaglitz.com/channels/tamil/gallery/events/16127.html
My name is there 4th from last !!!!! i already recieved a call asking my address for sourier !!!! fingers crossed...waiting for CD !!!!!
chk out this article: http://www.indiaglitz.com/channels/tamil/gallery/events/16127.html
My name is there 4th from last !!!!! i already recieved a call asking my address for sourier !!!! fingers crossed...waiting for CD !!!!!
Monday, September 1, 2008
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