Opis Komedies - Part 20: Iyer or Iyengaar ?

The Other day me and Arun were discussing about pulaas. She's a kannadiga who can clearly understand tamil when we are passing comments. This is wat happened that day:

Me: dei , intha pulla peru achar nu irukku, so she should be Iyer....
Arun: illa..i think she's iyengaar.
(we called her)
Me: hey Pulaas, u r iyer or iyengaar ?
Pulaas: (with an irritating look) no no...I am Brahmin
Me: suthaam...!!!!!

Opis Komedies - Part 19: Yaaru thacha sattai ????

Me n Shanm were as usual teasing Kochu.
Shanm asked her to say "Idu yaaru thacha sattai...enga thaatha thacha sattai"
Kochu: ivlothaana...idu yaaru thacha sattai enga aatha thacha sattai !!!!

LOLZ !!!!!!!!

Opis Komedies - Part 18: How to protect PSP

Sunil bought a new PSP. This is how he's protecting the PSP:




PS: Appidiye rendu elumichampalam + milaga vacha innum protective a irukum !!!!!!!

Opis Komedies - Part 17: Stopped many things

Me, Ashwath and Bishwa filling waterbottles. Ashwath was explaining how he get caught yesterday for boozing in front of his mom :). Me n Bishwa were laughing...
Me: So Bishwa, since when u were boozing ???
Bishwa: (with pride in the air) i started at tenth std...but u know wat, once i reached college, i stopped many things which i was doing earlier...
Ashwath: (suddenly interrupted) yeah, Studying was the prime one in that...

Me n Ashwath burst out of laughter..and u all should see that priceless expression on bishwa's face :)

Vijay's new Aspiration !!!!

Aspiration : this is a most prominent word i used to hear during appraisals. Till now i had some quotient with this word, but after reading an article recently about Vijay's "Aspiration", i was shell-shocked and refrained my-self from using the word aspiration in the future. This is a part of that article:

"Vijay, who is all set to complete half-century films in Kollywood, is keen to act in a movie to be directed by Mani Rathinam. Speaking at a function recently, he openly expressed his desire to be a part of Mani Rathinam's movie. "

The first thing came to my mind is:

Mani sir alreay had two heart-attacks, ippidi sudden a statement vitta...avaru health enna aagurathu ????

Vachukava - awesome remix by Yuvan

As Stated in Wiki,
Remix: A remix is an alternative version of a song, different from the original version. A remixer uses audio mixing to compose an alternate master recording of a song, adding or subtracting elements, or simply changing the equalization, dynamics, pitch, tempo, playing time, or almost any other aspect of the various musical components.

Though i dont understand this definition, all i can say is that new "Vachukava" remix from yuvan in Silambaatam is awesome !!!!! Original was composed by Great Raja sir with voice rendered by KJ Jesudas and S Janaki for our own SuperStar in the movie Nallavanukku nallavan. The remix version is done by his son Yuvan. I am addicted to this re-mix for few reasons:

1) No Yogi-B voice and his legendary tan-glish lyrics in between.(i stopped hearing engeyum eppothum after their re-mix)
2) No tune killings and un-neccessay vocal intervention and they dont sing like thikku-vaayans :)
3) The tempo is increased a bit and background beats are little highlighted.

That's it...no much difference from Original, still this song gives that josh in you as the original version. Hear it, you will be liking it....I'm Lovin it :)

new nick name

As a part of my present job description, i am supposed to send infinte mails to people for follow-up. so they came up with a name for me: "MAIL MASTER". Yesterday, in the send-off treat (not mine), they told me this name and started to laugh...viduvena naanu...I told them that, "i like sachin, so i would prefer something powerfull, on those lines of MASTER BLASTER, so how about MAIL BLASTER ?????". No one opened their mouth after that !!!!!

PS: dei, neenga padicha iskool la naanga principal a irundomda !!!!!

Speechless !!!!!!!!

Comments from film stars after seeing the below poster !!!!!!!

Goundamani : makkale...nalla paathukunga...intha paavathukellam naan aalu illa !!!!

Saroja Team : Sir, neenga romba comedy sir !!!!!

Vadivelu : vandutaanya...inime namakku aaputhaan !!!!

Rajini : naan thirumba imayamalaike poiduren !!!!!

Kamal : ippothaan dasavathaaram kuduthu field la kaalu vachirukkom...athukkula kavuthuduvaaru pola !!!!!

Vijay : anna...ennanganna ippidi pannitinga ?????

Ajith : intha padam velila vara koodathu....athu !!!!!

Surya : namma 6 pack abs la vandu kalakalaamnu paatha...ivaru family pack la vandu nammala kaali panniduvaaru pola ?????

Vishal : sathyam kodumaiye thaanga mudilla...ivaru veraiya ????

Dhanush : divya...enna kaapathu !!!!

Simbhu : anna, nayanthaara va mattum heroine a potraadinganna !!!!

Sarathkumar : inime katchi opis a vittu velila vara koodathu !!!!

Prabhudeva : indian michael jackson nu naan edutha pera kaali panniduvaaru pola !!!!

Vijaykanth : Pakistan theeviravathi elloraium pottu thalliyaachu...aaana intha aala onnum panna mudiyaliye !!!!

Prabhu : Enna Kodumai Saravana idu !!!!!

Lollu sabha : Hrithik Roshan

This is from a lollu sabha episode:

manohar will be presenting a tele-call program (like pepsi ungal choice)



Manohar: vanakammmmmmmmmm madam....epiiiiiiidi irukingaaaaaaaa ?????

Lady voice at the other end: sir..naan nalla irukken..unga program ellam paapen...neenga Hrithik Roshan maadiri irukinga.....

Jeeva: ennathu Hrithik Roshan a????? intha moonjiya????? dei, enga antha amma sonna pera thiruppi sollu paapom...

Manohar: chithikku ration !!!!

Jeeva: aama...chithikku ration....chitapaaku motion....



sema timing !!!!!!!!!!!

short film: lighter moments

These are few lighter moments we had during the shooting :

1) Subbuni(Director) called me on friday
Subbuni: dei un dialogue ellam gnabagam irukaada ???
Me: dei unakke over-a therilla ???? parasakthi padam maadiriya vasanam eludi kuduthurukka...."oru Tea, oru Color"nu sollanum...athukku rehearsal veraiya...moodittu vaida phone a....
BANG !!!!

2) At shooting spot: Sanjeev was co-ordinating the shooting, under his supervision karthi was directing the film:
Sanjeev: srini, voice clarity paakanum...so ethaachum pesunga...
me: Tamilnaadula motham moonu laksham Tea Kadai irukku...athulla nalla Tea podura...
Sanjeev:(with complete irritation) guys, dont goof-up...speak some dialogue from ur script

3) Karthick's friend, while shooting he asked this historical question:
Karthick's Friend: Ethukuppa ovvoru time re-take eduthutturukinga ????
Kannan : athuvaa, pinnadi ellarum pesuraangala, antha voices sernthu record aaguthu, athu mattum illama rendu thadavai dialogue miss pannitaanga, athanaalathaan re-take edukuraanga.
Karthick's Friend: athuku en re-take edukanum...re-recording la correct pannidalaamla ????
Kannan:!@#!#@#$@%#$%@#$

10 mins fame

Successfully completed the shooting of my second short film on Saturday(18-oct-2008). I played a mini-role in the short film. The short film is named as "Cause n Effect". Shooting is always fun, when we shot our first film, there were no one around and there were 5 crew members in total. This time we had shooting on a Tea-shop which gathered attention of around 50 people with no time. My position was so critical as i was standing inside the Tea shop and have to face the crowd.

Then i realized how hard it's to act, you have to be really shameless to ignore all those disturbances created and should not be irritated by the re-takes because of some external disturbances. You will get to see all type of characters from the crowd and it's hard to avoid them . I heard some loud comments outside and there's no chance of re-recording, so everytime when someone comment, we have to re-shoot....and believe me IT SUCKS !!!!!!!!!

All i can interpret is that everyone is trying to be in that "10 mins fame" and limelight is something everyone wish to attain at some stage of their lives. Even though i don't consider myself as an actor or a charming persona....despite that i can see people staring at me with some glee in their eyes and all i can read from the eyes is that everyone wants to be a STAR :)

PS: i enjoyed that stardom a bit on that day...hope i achieved my "10 mins fame" :D
PPS: we'll soon release the short film and will update all with the link :)

Sachin...Sachin...Sachin

One more feather to an already decorated crown !!!! Hail Sachin for becoming the highest run-getter in Test form of Cricket !!!!!

He's defnitely a role model whom i'll introcude to my next generation to follow !!!! Sachin...you are great

Opis Komedies - Part 16: Throat pain !!!!!

I have severe throat pain for past two days. Met doctor yesterday. Today i was having some crap topic with Ashwath. As usual we were pulling each others...this is wat happened:

we were talking for around 20 mins. finally....

Me: machaaanz, doc asked me to take erthromycin and then goggle with hot water and salt thrice per day. he asked me to avoid cool drinks for couple of days. He asked me to take more liquid food...preferably hot..then i asked him whether i can have Tea....

Ashwath:(interrupted suddenly) Machaanz, tell me one thing, didn't that doc advised you to keep ur mouth shut for two days??????

I donno how to react !!!!!!!

Orkut Today's Fortune: 16-Oct-2008

Today's fortune: You are the center of every group's attention


PS: yeah truly....ellorum ennai adikirathukku round kattitu irukaanga !!!!!!!!

:(

There are 4 process areas in my account and i m the only guy who worked in all the 4 areas.(actually, after seeing my work each area PMs throw me out of their project :D)

In the fourth process area, i can see a bit trend-change. Earlier 3 process areas, it's only PM's and above who hates me and SEs\PAs will be friendly.(ellortayum poi palla kaatuna , vera vazhi illama nallathan pesuvaainga unkitta :D)

But in the present process area, PMs and above are absolutely delighted with my performance but SEs\PAs are fuming !!!!! (dinam 10 mail anupi update kettu torture pannuna yaarukuda pudikkum ?????)

:(

PS : comments in brackets are from my MANASAATCHI !!!!
PPS: (orey damaaaas thaan po !!!!)

Orkut Today's Fortune

Today's fortune: Versatility is one of your outstanding traits


Room pottu yosipaaingalo ?????????

Moi Next Short Film : on lighter note !!!!!

One more short film and this time - First ever time Srini speak n act in "!@#!@#$!#$#$" (film name is secret ). I am performing the role of a Tea shop owner, which by any merit is the toughest role to depict on screen. My costumes goes this way - Lungi+dirty shirt+turkey towel. Director Karthik Subburaj told me: "dei, meesai vachu, light thaadiyoda vandudu...paaka konjam pakki maadiri irukanum".(athellam problem illa, naan eppavume apidithaan iruppen)

On the acting front : i am not in lead role but a supporting role which helps the lead role to emote better (dei, 2 mins filmla support role, athukku ivlo build-up a????).On my introduction i'll be praying...in close-up shot , camera will focuss my hands. Then, a whirl wind...background music with voices like..."naalaya sooriyane...elundu vaa..."something like that...then we'll show a boiler flying and coming towards me. Here, the whole audience expect that i'll break the boiler with my head(why boiler????)coz, i'm Tea kadaikaaran.(oh god...sathiya sothanai)but there's a twist here, instead of breaking, i just do heading like Zidane and boiler is now placed on the stove.(evvalavo pannnitom...ide panna maatoma ????) I lit the stove and speaks for 3 mins starting from recent tie match between india-australia to stone-age period. Then one punch song about national integration\against terrorism\against bribery\against any against(ada kadavule.......!!!!).Then the story starts.

I think this enough now(atukulla mudichutiya????), rest after release :)

PS: the sentence in brackets is my manasaatchi
PPS:(enna kodumai sir idu !!!!!)

Inspiration or Copy ??????

I was hearing Aegan songs. "Kichu Kichu" song is a sizzling track after "Kodana Kodi". But, for the past 3-4 days, portions of this song, i felt like i had heard it somewhere else. Today, i just found it...few parts are similar to Enrique's Album.

Album: Insomnia
Song : Push it

"Kichu Kichu" humming and "Push it" humming are same !!!!

Link for Push it: http://in.youtube.com/watch?v=aMpzCHOkydg

Link For Aegan: Audio vaangi paathukongappa :)

Similiraties:
Listen to "Push it" - time: 1:10 - 1:30
Listen to "Kichu Kichu" - time: 0.40 - 1:00

IS IT SAME ?????? can anyone clarify ???????????

First lesson from Dad: How to drive Bullet ?

Today, My dad taught me to drive Bullet. A Lifetime experience, actually my dad went to singapore\Brunei for earning when i was studying 7th Std.He used to come once in 2 yrs..stay home for a month and then return.So i never learnt anything from Dad. (He didn't even taught me to shave :)). All the life lessons was taken by my mom and she has actually made me a sponge:)

It was quiet a different inspiration from Dad today. i was driving(Royal Enfield 350 cc standard) and he was teaching me how to change gears\apply brakes and stuffs...a car was coming just in our lane in opposite direction (maduraila entha naayum traffic rules madikaadu) and i was little scared and about to get down the road. My dad hold me strongly and put the bike back on road and when the car came close to us, it just gave way for us to go. Dad told me that "u r not driving scooty to get down the road & give way...u r in a bullet so just drive & people give way" A simple thing told in Firm and Steady voice with complete authority on situation. hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Dad, if only u could have given some guidance few years back...i will be more strong now to face things. It's too late to ask and it's too less to give !!!!

PS : I know to drive Bullet but just wanted to have sometime with Dad.

Madurai Top : Ban on Smoking !!!!

I came Madurai Today. Evening went to TOP. We were having all useless talks. Then i asked Arun about the "ban on smoking in public places". This is our Conversation:

Me: Maapla, namma oorla rules epidi follow panraainga ? police pudichu fine podraingala illa station thookittu poiduraaingala ?
Arun: pudichu thoppu karanam poda solraainga !!!!
Kones : illainga...pudichu thookula poduraaingalaam !!!!

I firmly believed that this is the way these guys give answers, but for Arun's reply, he explained me why he told so.

On the Day 1 of rules implementation, near Thanga-mayil jewellery there's a police beat. Opposite to that is a Tea Shop. 10 guys came there and had T n Dum. The delighted policemen went to the gang and asked them to pay the fine. They were answering cool that "Naangale inga account vachuthaan DUM adikirom, salli kaasu illai, venumna intha Tea kadai kaarana pudichuttu po !!!" Irritated policeman checked their pants and finally he asked those ten guys "aalukku 100 thoppu karanam pottutu pongada !!!!" Those 10 guys were doing that and bunch of people were laughing at them !!!!!!!!

Enga ooru thirunthave thirunthaathu !!!!!!!!

Ergonomic session on back care

Today we had a session on Ergonomics for Back Care, as i was the DRR (Disaster Recovery Representative \ disaster creator) it was mandatory for me to attend.

The instructor was soo cute and i was very much in the session. She was explaining various types of body aches which normally people face in the profession. The pain ranges from head to toe. There were 30 peoples attending the session. For each pain at least 3-4 peoples were admitting that they face it in workplace.

After she completed the session I was soo happy that i didn't have any such pains in workplace. I walked back happily appreciating my ease with ergonomics that my body is already programmed in natural way that i don’t need an instructor. When i was about to reach my cubicle i realized that, these pains people will encounter when:
1) They sit n work for more than 8 hrs per day!!!!
2) They type for more than 5-6 hrs per day!!!!
3) They watch the monitor too close!!!!
4) Their seats are more grounded and wrong seating positions!!!!

Now, i know why i was not getting any pains...i have never ever WORKED that way

PS: i told this finding to Karthi...he told me "mudugu vali ellam velai paakuravangalukkuthaan varum...athanaala neenga kavala padaathinga"

PPS: Back pain will occur only if u work...so u don’t worry

Kuruvi 150 days celebration

My roomie is an ardent fan of Vijay. That's the main reason i hate Vijay :)

Yesterday we were watching 150th day celebration of KURUVI (Actually intha program paathathukke naan nyayamaa thookula thonganum...but then vera vali illama atha paathen)Everyone were praising that movie is a big hit (maduraila "alli arjuna" ku apuram 2 naala theatre vittu oduna padam KURUVI ;-) ). I was just listening to all the false-praisings. It's really interesting to see these stuffs !!!!

Then came Actor\Comedian Vivek. This is wat happened next:

Vivek : namma Producer ku irukura influence ku ithey 150 days function-a grand a Nehru indoor stadium la nadathi irukalaam...aanalum..

Me : dei goyaala...athukku modala padam nalla odi irukanumda !!!!!!!

do i have to say my roomie - Karthi@jango transformed to Karthi@Congo !!!!

PS: Translation:
Vivek: The producer is too influenced that he could have conducted this 150 days celebration in nehru indoor stadium,
me: (slang)...for that, it should be a hit movie.
PPS: Kuruvi is actually utterly-butterly FLOP movie

Opis Komedies - Part 15: Egg-terian ????

Vishal's Birthday today. we were having a small get-to-gether @ Pantry. Vinay bought him some eggless cake as vishal is pure veggie. Vinay is a converted-veggie all out of a sudden gyan !!!! everybody were having cake n this is wat happened:

Me: Hey Vinay, u said u r veggie, now u r taking the egg-cakes.
Vinay (with full slang n style): I m an Egg-terian !!!!
Me:(confused) means ????
Ashwath: dei machan....IN BETWEEN da !!!!

everybody bursted out of laughter !!!!!

Opis Komedies - Part 14: I'm going Hometown

Shristi told me with full josh n excitement about her trip to hometown for a week. this is what happened after that:

Shristi: Hey Shrrrrriiiiiniiiiiii....I am sooooo Happy, I am going hometown for a week...ooooo !!!
Me: Yeah babe, we are also happy, that you wont be coming office for a week !!!!!

Do i have to say what happened next ????

Harris Jeyaraj : An Analysis !!!!!

Harris Jeyaraj is a renowned tamil music director for various reasons. I am not gonna describe his musical knowledge coz i dont know much about music. i just listen to good songs.

The other day me n my roomie were discussing abt Harris's music as we really got bored talking about heroines!!!! then we found an analogy in all his songs...say a pattern and that's "various sounds made by human voices" in between the songs...so we started listing the songs and sounds...believe me, that was the best timepass i had in recent times. The list goes this way: (one song per movie !!!!)


Movie: Minnale:
Song: oh mama mama :
Sound: kekekekekekekekekekeke..theru koothu
kekekekekekekekekekeke..rhythm pottu
kekekekekekekekekekeke..vidu joot
Kekekekekekekekekekeke..gana paatu


Movie: 12B:
Song: Love pannu:
Sound: Thayaare Thayaare thai thai thai thayaaare...(repeated thrice)


Movie: Majunu:
Song: Mudar kanave:
Sound: sono leyo..oh sono leyo..(repeated twice)
oh maai maai aah...oh maai maai aah...
su maaio su maaio..suuuu maaiyo iyo !!!!! (2)
oh soooony sooony leyo..liyo liyo liyo leyo (2)


Movie: Lesa Lesa:
Song: Muthal Muthalaai:
Sound: nananananananan na na thuthu...(2)
thaara..thithithaaathu thithithaaathu thuthu(2)


Movie: Saamurai:
Song: aagaya soooriyanai:
Sound: seele nayya....shakuraano leya...hey sunomoni aahu laahi hei hei hei hei....(2)
eliye soooona oh maahi hei hei hei hei hei...


Movie: Saamy:
Song: Aarumuga saamikku:
Sound: Alamakolaama omayo seele seele saamy (2)
durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr a
seele seele seele seele seele seele...aikoyamayo
jillu jillu jillu jillu jillu jillu...sundari vandaalo
Alamakolaama omayo seele seele saamy


Movie: Kovil:
Song: puyale puyale:
Sound: aiiahakkaan..aai aai aii aiiyeho...ooooh oooh oooooh
aiiahakkaan..aai aai aii aiiyeho...ooooh oooh oooooh


Movie: Kaaka Kaaka:
Song: uyirin uyire:
Sound: Oh mahasiyaaan wohi yaala....Oh mahasiyaaan ohi yaala....seemo meha saai haaan
Oh mahasiyaaan wohi yaala....Oh mahasiyaaan ohi yaala....seemo meha saai haaan


Movie: Chellame:
Song: Kaadahalikkum :
Sound: oh ho ho ho...oh ho ho ho...en sonaali liso sonaali...
oh ho ho ho...oh ho ho ho...my sonaali liso sonaali...


Movie: Arasaatchi:
Song: manathil siru siru:
Sound: oh mohalai mohalai mohalai lai lai lai
oh mohalai mohalai mohalai lai lai lai


Movie: Thotti Jeya:
Song: Thotta Powerda:
Sound: Samba samba le sambale..sambala sambale
samba samba le sumbale sambala sumbaale


Movie: Anniyan:
Song: andankaaka:
Sound: randakka..randakka randakka...randakka randakka randakka randakka....(2)
ela ela elaaaa ela elamma...ela ela ela ela elaalelamma
hora hora hora hora horammma..hola hola hola hola holalamma


Movie: Gajini:
Song: Oru Maalai:
Sound: Ro Ro..shomole..shinnnnnng...chuchu cha cha chuchu cha cha
Ro Ro...shinnnnnng...oh ho ho ho..oh ho ho ho.


Movie: Vettaiyaadu Vilaiyaadu:
Song: Manjal Veiyil:
Sound: woo waaana sooovey...wooo waaana sooovey...oh ho ho sooovey


Movie: Unaale unaale:
Song: June Pona:
Sound: oooo hoooo ha ha oooo hooo ha ha...o la go maasta
oooo hoooo ha ha oooo hooo ha ha...hi hein grasssi a
o chaama triumaa (5)


Movie: Bheema:
Song: mudhal mazhai ennai:
Sound: mehu mehu mehu mahi mahi maaa..(2)
heeee hooo mehui...lohi lona (2)

Users are welcome to add their interpretation to this list :) I took just one song per movie...there are few albums which got this weirdo sounds in almost all the songs :)