My First Skit

This is my first skit as a story-screenplay-dialogue-direction-action-poster-popcorn...everything done by me along with assistance from colleagues. Go through it and say howzit ?????

The CAST goes this way:
M1 - myself
M2 - sadashiv(now in SAP)
M3 - Kalpana(now onsite)
and other Software Engineer characters involves: Shanm,Aswath,Vaibhav,Praveen, Namratha
Voices - Supriya,Indranil,Ram
Re-recording - Abhishek (the biggest flop of the show)
Story,Screenplay,dialogue,direction - me again (along with the crew)

The script is:


ONE DAY @ OFFICE !!!!


Scene 1 ::
SE thinks he is getting onsite oppurtunity!! Suddenly alarm rings, he gets up and realizes it was a dream.
Song : Subah ho gayi mamu! Meantime changes clothes and reaches office.

SE reaches office with friends and doing time pass! Background song ?????

Scene 2 ::
Manager arrives [Song : Undertaker ] and SE's start acting as if they are working until he reaches his cabin. After that they sneak out to the cafeteria.

Scene 3::
M1: oh god, its getting worse.
M2: What happened?
M1: I was fined at the gate, coz i came in white shirt black tie...it's monday and i m suppose to wear white shirt red tie , these guys are changing rules every then n there...
M3: yeah, the new rule came yesterday, u should have got the mail...
M1: uh, daily i m getting 5 fun mails, 10 escalations and 150 rules mails........!!!! forget...let me chk my mails....
M1: uh, its good...only 1 escalation !!!! in production...well, these guys deliver more defects every release and i have to fill those stupid trackers !!!!
M1: fine, now i have to meet them, let me implement "Mushroom Theory of Management" to sort this issue !!!
M2: whats that????
M1: Keep your staff in the dark and once a week feed them a load of b...-...t ?
M3: this guy started again (husky voice)
M1: call the production guy !!!

SE comes! [ Song: Jungle Jungle ]
Manager yells @ SE
At the end of song, the Manager says

M1: Either you fix the issue or get someone whom we can put the blame on!!

Scene 4::
M2: "Our satisfaction survey has gone down AGAIN and they have made me the anchor for correcting the same. So we need some guidelines in this regard ?"
M1: "Hmmmmmm let me think !"
M3: "I have a suggestion, employees are working hard and so we can organise a function say ORANGEEE 2007"
M1: " The name sounds familiar!!"
M2: " I have a better suggestion, lets do a re-org. Say lets combine the best and worst to do better!"
M1: " Hmmmmmm"
M1: "Eureka! Eureka! Lets combine our unit with UNIT B amd then have a function. Maybe we call it ORANGEEE 2007" Isnt it brilliant ?
[M2 and M3 looking at each other and slowly clap ]

Scene 5::
Appraisal
M3 : “What paramters define a good appraisal?”
M1: “So let me make you understand what a appraisal is by comparing it with resignation”
1. In appraisal meeting they will speak only about your weakness, errors and failures.
In resignation meeting they will speak only about your strengths, past achievements and success.
2. In appraisal you may need to cry and beg for even 10% hike.
In resignation you can easily demand (or get even without asking) more than 50-60% hike.
3. During appraisal, they will deny promotion saying you didn’t meet the expectation, you don’t have leadership qualities, and you had several drawbacks in our objective/goal.
4. During resignation, they will say you are the core member of team; you are the vision of the company how can you go, you have to take the project in shoulder and lead your juniors to success.
M2 and M3 are amazed and start clapping.

M2: "So lets discuss about the ERR ratings"
M3: "error rating ??"
M1: "hahahahaha not error man! E R R"
M3: "So what is the best practice ? "
M1: "Last time if you gave somebody 1 then give them 2 this time and vice versa."
"Also if someone is going onsite give him 2"
M1: "Simple when in doubt, You always have the golden rule"
M3: "What is the rule ?"
M2: "eena meena deeka"
M1: "Fool, our BMMI certified OSO 00 000 00 company. So we will be using Inky Pinky ponky....."

Scene 6::
SE is called. "May I come in sir?"
M2: "Yes yes come in boss!"
M2: "Boss we are sending u onsite!All the best"
SE goes.
M3: "So is he going USA"
M2: "No no, client location at Whitefield";
M3: "Sakkat thought maga!!!"

Scene 7::
Going home [Song: Chal chalein]
Manager is leaving and while going asks SE to send out status report to onsite!
SE was about to go but after hearing this is dissapointed and sits.
As soon as manager leaves, he packs his bag and leaves!!