Skool\College Komedies - Part 4: Dappan @ Don

In every college, there will be one character who speaks only lies. These guys will speak these lies with so serious expressions. The best thing to do with those guys is that, listen to them carefully when they are speaking and if possible provoke them a bit....after that fun un-limited !!!!

There was one such character in my college, believe me i forgot his real name. Everybody used to call him DON or DAPPAN. So this guy hailed from Chennai and he's very fond of telling lies and keeps his face so serious. so a real maakan will definitely believe whatever he says.

From day 1, he used to tell everyone that he's kick-boxer. Along with that he tells a story also, once upon a time, when he was in school, he went for a kick-boxing competition. The opponent was so strong and well built, well this guy is also well built, i mean he looks like a big pig. The fight started and opponent hit him bad for first three rounds...Blood bleeding(believe me he tells all this with subtle expression ) and he finally fell down.

Everybody thought that DON lost, but then, like in cinema, his master ran towards him and started shouting "Come on, you can do ittttttttttttt !!!!" well, this words echoed in his ear and next moment he got up in slow motion and gave a reverse kick on that guys face...then what, that guy was knocked out and DON won !!!!!

He told this story several times and one fine day, he was in his hostel room and one of his friend asked him the same story. Once the narration got over, he asked DON to give a demo. DON got up, moved the bed, table and chairs aside, then he froze suddenly looking at the ceiling.....then he said

DON: Maapla, inga venamda, Ceiling la bulb irukku, naan paatuku atha adichu udaichutena ?????

(Translation: not here, what if i hit the bulb hanging from the ceiling????)

Well, the ceiling was nearly 15 foot high and the guy who asked fainted there. After that we stopped asking him to show any demo, who knows, if we take him to open air, he may say, "Maapla, what if i hit the sun\moon ????"