Skool\College Komedies - Part 5: Dappan n Suppan

Again, the same Dappan @ Don. He became so famous such that, whenever someone calls others as DON, it was considered as serious offence. I knew once a guy hit other guy badly because he addressed him as DON. So, DON was considered the worst bad word in the history of our college.

One day, Dappan's father came to college. Dappan used to say that his grandfather is 12 foot tall. When his father came, someone asked the same to him.

Friend: uncle, is your father 12 foot high ?
Dappan's Father: no no. he's only 11 foot tall.

The guy who asked was in trauma for two days. So friends started calling his dad as Suppan. After couple of months, dappans gradma passed away. This Particular friend of Dappan went there and he commented like this:

Friend: Suppan a pethathukke avanga aatha sethu poirukanum, suppan vera dappan na pethuttan, ithukapuramum intha kilavi saagalaina ulagam thaangathuda !!!!!

(Translation: that old lady should have died for giving birth to suppan, now suppan brought dappan to this world, still then if this old lady lives, no one can save this world !!!!)