Today's fortune: You are the master of every situation
venaaam...valikudu...aluduven :'(
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Escalation Mail !!!!!!
sent my first escalation mail today :)
PS: ooooh...great feel
PPS: people cursing here !!!!!!!
PPPS: that's another great feel :D
PS: ooooh...great feel
PPS: people cursing here !!!!!!!
PPPS: that's another great feel :D
Saturday, November 8, 2008
Opis Komedies - Part 22: Onsite ??????
Yesterday night, around 7:00, me , ashwath, shanm and sunil were in office and chit-chatting....suddenly we heard a bunch of peoples losing their control and greeting a person few cubicles away from ours. It was like some birthday bash and everone's hugging him and congratulating him....
Ashwath: hey, what's happening there machaanz ???
Shanm: I think someone's going onsite man!!!
Me:(in bit loud voice) what ???? someone's going ONSITE....That's RARE SIGHT then!!!!
including PM n SPM everyone were in splits for few minutes !!!!
PS: Bruce(PM) asked me after few mins "where do u get all this man ????"
Ashwath: hey, what's happening there machaanz ???
Shanm: I think someone's going onsite man!!!
Me:(in bit loud voice) what ???? someone's going ONSITE....That's RARE SIGHT then!!!!
including PM n SPM everyone were in splits for few minutes !!!!
PS: Bruce(PM) asked me after few mins "where do u get all this man ????"
Opis Komedies - Part 21: Are the girls so stupid ???
Me n ashwath were in cafeteria discussing the good luck of coming to office on saturday. Ram dwivedi, he's the guy who recently got engaged came there and we were teasing him:
Ram: so srini, when's ur marriage man ?
Me: haaa, i m too young for that...
Ashwahth: he he, and do you think girls are that stupid ????
(he n Ram had a blast of crackers in their stomach)
Me:(the very nxt second i replied)...hmmm, yes machaanz, there's only one Shilpa.
Shilpa is Ashwath's fiancee ;)
PS: my last dialogue to him before he started chasing me "machaannz, u bought it and the score now is 1-0"
Ram: so srini, when's ur marriage man ?
Me: haaa, i m too young for that...
Ashwahth: he he, and do you think girls are that stupid ????
(he n Ram had a blast of crackers in their stomach)
Me:(the very nxt second i replied)...hmmm, yes machaanz, there's only one Shilpa.
Shilpa is Ashwath's fiancee ;)
PS: my last dialogue to him before he started chasing me "machaannz, u bought it and the score now is 1-0"
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Come, let me introduce u to that girl .....
Whenever i hear this: "Come, let me introduce u to that girl...", somewhere deep inside the guy awakes and urges to follow the trail but i avoid it consciously and i am excellent in doing this for the past 8 years.Reason ???? well, two bad experience with this "introduction" in my college life.
Exp 1: Me and Murali are good friends. He joined college couple of months before me and made some good friends there. When i joined college, my only aim was to convince Ms.X to love me. So while planning out lots of things for that, Murali came to me one day and told that "Ms.X is in ECE rt, come let me introduce to a girl who's in her class and she may help you !!!" like a dog going behind dead fish i followed him. He went to first year class room and this particular girl was there(whom he's going to introduce). She was with couple of her friends busy chatting. Then this guy went to their place and straight away joined in conversation with them. I was standing there bit confused, then somewhat i managed to grab a seat close to him, and then i started waiting...for about 10 mins. Finally, as it's not moving anywhere, i thought i'll pitch in. That very moment someone in that group cracked a joke and i pitched in and said "good one", then time came still. They suddenly realized that there's someone sitting next to them and listening to them and they started giving an expression which has lots of confusion and little "who the hell he is?"..ironically, my friend..Murali also gave the same expression. oh gosh, i'm helpless, that lady, who supposed to be my cupid asked murali "Who's he ?" Murali told with little hesitation "oh..ivanaa, he's srini". The next second, i just got up from that place and started walking towards my den. Till i reach my destination, i was abusing murali in mindvoice...i never ever abused anyone that much in my life !!!!!!!
I completely avoided her till the end of my college :)
EXP 2: There was one big shot studying in our college. One of her friends by means became our friend (sort of). Everyone in our gang were willing to get an intro to that Ms.Y. Somewhat or other he managed to give intro to everyone, in lab, in canteen, in class and i was the only one left. I was just waiting for my D Day. Finally one fineday, it's wednesday and we completed our sports hours and were settled in "STORES". I was wearing a shorts and t-Shirt with 99% covered with red-sand. I sweated out a lot and i was looking nothing more than a buffalo in ditch.(hope everyone reading this are smiling :) ). This guy Praveen came and told me to come with him, we had a 25 mts walk and then there she was standing !!!!! He introduced "Y, this is Srini from Mechatronics" i just said "Hi" immediately my reflexes alerted me and the next and last dialogue i told her is "Bye"...thats it. I really donno whether i was walking or running but went straight to rest room to get a glimpse of my position. Well, nothing to say, i was like a black pig amidst ditch !! so one more let down and i never went near her for the rest of my college life :)
So , the conclusion is that , after these two excellent intro sessions, i refrained myself from these sessions. Nowadays, i dont think friendship blooms with intro and all...it just happens..so wait for it :)
Exp 1: Me and Murali are good friends. He joined college couple of months before me and made some good friends there. When i joined college, my only aim was to convince Ms.X to love me. So while planning out lots of things for that, Murali came to me one day and told that "Ms.X is in ECE rt, come let me introduce to a girl who's in her class and she may help you !!!" like a dog going behind dead fish i followed him. He went to first year class room and this particular girl was there(whom he's going to introduce). She was with couple of her friends busy chatting. Then this guy went to their place and straight away joined in conversation with them. I was standing there bit confused, then somewhat i managed to grab a seat close to him, and then i started waiting...for about 10 mins. Finally, as it's not moving anywhere, i thought i'll pitch in. That very moment someone in that group cracked a joke and i pitched in and said "good one", then time came still. They suddenly realized that there's someone sitting next to them and listening to them and they started giving an expression which has lots of confusion and little "who the hell he is?"..ironically, my friend..Murali also gave the same expression. oh gosh, i'm helpless, that lady, who supposed to be my cupid asked murali "Who's he ?" Murali told with little hesitation "oh..ivanaa, he's srini". The next second, i just got up from that place and started walking towards my den. Till i reach my destination, i was abusing murali in mindvoice...i never ever abused anyone that much in my life !!!!!!!
I completely avoided her till the end of my college :)
EXP 2: There was one big shot studying in our college. One of her friends by means became our friend (sort of). Everyone in our gang were willing to get an intro to that Ms.Y. Somewhat or other he managed to give intro to everyone, in lab, in canteen, in class and i was the only one left. I was just waiting for my D Day. Finally one fineday, it's wednesday and we completed our sports hours and were settled in "STORES". I was wearing a shorts and t-Shirt with 99% covered with red-sand. I sweated out a lot and i was looking nothing more than a buffalo in ditch.(hope everyone reading this are smiling :) ). This guy Praveen came and told me to come with him, we had a 25 mts walk and then there she was standing !!!!! He introduced "Y, this is Srini from Mechatronics" i just said "Hi" immediately my reflexes alerted me and the next and last dialogue i told her is "Bye"...thats it. I really donno whether i was walking or running but went straight to rest room to get a glimpse of my position. Well, nothing to say, i was like a black pig amidst ditch !! so one more let down and i never went near her for the rest of my college life :)
So , the conclusion is that , after these two excellent intro sessions, i refrained myself from these sessions. Nowadays, i dont think friendship blooms with intro and all...it just happens..so wait for it :)
Review of an un-titled novel authored by Yogesh.
Yesterday i got to read a novel wrote by my friend. He's Yogesh, he's on Bench in US. I know this orthodox iyer payan from my school days. He's really hard-working and also little big to fit into any iyer boy image :). We share same sunsign and the difference between us is his scales are balanced, so he's absoulutely amazing guy.
Enough abt the author(people can learn more abt him @ http://libran-mind.blogspot.com/ ), now abt his first novel try.....
It's a romantic thriller and anyone who reads it will conclude that he got his own style of narrating incidents.Very standard english through out the novel makes it an interesting read. The story was told in one perspective with no logical flaws. As it's a romantic thriller, he keeps that what-happens-next interest till the end with a bit extra-dose of romance ;).
I dont want to reveal anything more, but few things to watch out for are:
1) his description prowess...amazing. A little bit of sarcasm in describing things gives u a smile somewhere inside when u read.
2) Narration, there's that perfect flow for a short novel.
3) Characters, as it's from one persons point of view all the characters were detailed from that person's view alone. Whoever reads, will imagine those characters from the lead person's point of view
4) eventhough it's a thriller and he reveals the plot at the end, but also he gives few glitches and clues through out. We will know that only after completing the reading....and it's really ISHTYLE !!!!
5) The story is short and straight except the last chapter and it takes less than 1.5 hrs to read it....which in my standard is a master-piece.
Few disturbing things...
1) never expected such a story from him..as i know him for quiet a long time...it was real chock for me. :/
2) The climax was too disturbing and his narration gives whacky images :(
That's it. The story is definitely "it can happen to anyone" sort, so it's worth reading.
Enough abt the author(people can learn more abt him @ http://libran-mind.blogspot.com/ ), now abt his first novel try.....
It's a romantic thriller and anyone who reads it will conclude that he got his own style of narrating incidents.Very standard english through out the novel makes it an interesting read. The story was told in one perspective with no logical flaws. As it's a romantic thriller, he keeps that what-happens-next interest till the end with a bit extra-dose of romance ;).
I dont want to reveal anything more, but few things to watch out for are:
1) his description prowess...amazing. A little bit of sarcasm in describing things gives u a smile somewhere inside when u read.
2) Narration, there's that perfect flow for a short novel.
3) Characters, as it's from one persons point of view all the characters were detailed from that person's view alone. Whoever reads, will imagine those characters from the lead person's point of view
4) eventhough it's a thriller and he reveals the plot at the end, but also he gives few glitches and clues through out. We will know that only after completing the reading....and it's really ISHTYLE !!!!
5) The story is short and straight except the last chapter and it takes less than 1.5 hrs to read it....which in my standard is a master-piece.
Few disturbing things...
1) never expected such a story from him..as i know him for quiet a long time...it was real chock for me. :/
2) The climax was too disturbing and his narration gives whacky images :(
That's it. The story is definitely "it can happen to anyone" sort, so it's worth reading.
Monday, November 3, 2008
My Name is Srinivasan
How i got my name ? have u ever wondered how we got our names ????? people get their names from parents which will be inspired are taken from their life. I heard different names in my life. In my company, in the telephone directory i found this name: James Bond Singh. Well, here's a real james bond fan, i wish he could have added few more creativity to it, like: Ian Flemmingsingh's James Bond Singh.
Jokes apart, i really pity the people who get their names from kulatheivam (really cant translate to english). so names like mundakanni, kabaali etc exists...it sounds bit weird , but then it's only my perception. In present generation people are keeping names that has some sanskrit and not-easy-to-spell names....like nisharva, pragjna (seriously tongue twister names) and there are other few who used to keep names in pure tamizh and torture us...like Vandaarkuzhazhi...(i was really irritated with this name and that person hate short-form also :( ). It's all peoples wish, i would prefer to keep a simple name to my kids..preferably starting with A, so that they'll be in first place always (atleast by names).
Now coming to my name, From my LKG to BE , i suffered a lot with my name as it starts with "S". As it comes in the last league of alphabets, i was always among the last ten people starting from attendance list to rank card list(ironically, i managed to grab top ten ranks in many occasions). The worst time will be during sweet distribution on independance day\republic day\what not days, waiting in queue for restroom(my old school had that :( ), getting the mark sheets, report cards, waiting for parents teacher meet, sports drill...u name it, i have it. I was one of the last ten people standing ...always.
One day out of frustration, i asked my parents, why u kept me this name ???? astrology ???? why????? well the answer was so simple, they replied "when ur mom was pregnant, the nurse and doctor's wife took her to a movie...'moonram pirai' and ironically you're born the very next day, so everyone in the hospital started calling u 'seenu' as we couldn't get any better name and also we like kamal, we kept that name for you"
Hmmmm, thats cool i got my name from Kamal, i was pacified a bit for having this name until one day i watched that movie and especially the climax !!!!!!!!
Ada paavigala, vera padam kidaikalia ungalukku... Nalla velai, neenga "16 vayathinile" padam paakala...or else my name would be "sappanivasan"
PS: This post is dedicated to Raji Scientist :)
Jokes apart, i really pity the people who get their names from kulatheivam (really cant translate to english). so names like mundakanni, kabaali etc exists...it sounds bit weird , but then it's only my perception. In present generation people are keeping names that has some sanskrit and not-easy-to-spell names....like nisharva, pragjna (seriously tongue twister names) and there are other few who used to keep names in pure tamizh and torture us...like Vandaarkuzhazhi...(i was really irritated with this name and that person hate short-form also :( ). It's all peoples wish, i would prefer to keep a simple name to my kids..preferably starting with A, so that they'll be in first place always (atleast by names).
Now coming to my name, From my LKG to BE , i suffered a lot with my name as it starts with "S". As it comes in the last league of alphabets, i was always among the last ten people starting from attendance list to rank card list(ironically, i managed to grab top ten ranks in many occasions). The worst time will be during sweet distribution on independance day\republic day\what not days, waiting in queue for restroom(my old school had that :( ), getting the mark sheets, report cards, waiting for parents teacher meet, sports drill...u name it, i have it. I was one of the last ten people standing ...always.
One day out of frustration, i asked my parents, why u kept me this name ???? astrology ???? why????? well the answer was so simple, they replied "when ur mom was pregnant, the nurse and doctor's wife took her to a movie...'moonram pirai' and ironically you're born the very next day, so everyone in the hospital started calling u 'seenu' as we couldn't get any better name and also we like kamal, we kept that name for you"
Hmmmm, thats cool i got my name from Kamal, i was pacified a bit for having this name until one day i watched that movie and especially the climax !!!!!!!!
Ada paavigala, vera padam kidaikalia ungalukku... Nalla velai, neenga "16 vayathinile" padam paakala...or else my name would be "sappanivasan"
PS: This post is dedicated to Raji Scientist :)
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